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A Walking Gregor
A walking Gregor is a dipshit with a giant head and a face so small it looks like it was squeezed through a toilet. They walk around like they own the place and scream like a baby with a bad hair day.
My cousin is a walking Gregor. He yells at the grocery store like it owes him money.
My teacher called me a walking Gregor because I asked why the sky is blue.
My dog ran away from a walking Gregor. He screamed so loud the dog cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Walking Gregor
A walking Gregor is a human with a head so big it looks like it was stolen from a monster. They talk like they're the president and have the voice of a goat that just got kicked.
My friend's brother is a walking Gregor. He told the pizza guy he was the king of pizza.
My mom called my dad a walking Gregor because he yelled at the TV.
My neighbor's kid is a walking Gregor. He screamed so loud the mailman dropped the mail.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Walking Gregor
A walking Gregor is a person with a face smaller than a pebble and a head bigger than a shopping cart. They act like they're special and talk like they have a goat in their throat.
My uncle is a walking Gregor. He told the barista he was a rock star.
My brother called me a walking Gregor because I asked why the moon glows.
My dog ran away from a walking Gregor. He screamed so loud the dog got a headache.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Waldo
A guy who hides so good, he might as well be a ghost. And he’s always in the worst possible place.
I looked everywhere and he was in the fridge. What even is this?
He’s not in the book. He’s in my head. I can feel it.
I found him in the copy machine. He was hiding in the paper tray. What is wrong with him?
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Waldo
A guy who disappears so fast, you think he turned into smoke. And he’s probably in your math book.
I looked at the end of the book and he was in the margin. What is this nonsense?
He vanished before I blinked. He’s like a ninja.
He was in my sandwich. I bit him. It was a mistake.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Waldo
The best at hide and seek. He’s like a wizard. And he’s also in every kids book ever.
He’s in my history book. What is this? Why is he in my history book?
He’s like a wizard. He disappears and reappears in the most random places.
He was in my lunch. I looked at my sandwich and he was there.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Waldo
The guy who never works but somehow is never found. He’s like a ghost in the office.
He’s in the coffee machine. I looked and he was in there. Why?
He’s hiding in the copy room. He’s been there for hours.
He’s in the fridge again. What is this madness?
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Waldo
The guy everyone copies. He’s so popular, he’s hard to find. He’s like a fashion icon.
He’s in my shirt. I looked and he was in my shirt. What even is this?
He’s in my pants. He’s everywhere. Why is he in my pants?
He’s in my lunch again. I think he lives in my food.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Waldo
No definition found. It’s like he erased it.
I looked for the definition and it was gone. He erased it.
There was no definition. It was like he deleted it.
He didn’t have a definition. It was like he was never there.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Waldo
That motherfucker I can never find. I swear he’s trying to ruin my life.
I looked everywhere and he was in the copy machine. Why? Why is he in the copy machine?
He’s the worst. I can’t find him. He’s like a ghost.
That motherfucker is in my sandwich again. I’m done.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Wake up Eggman
A finger sneaking into your butt while your partner whispers 'E G G M A N' in your ear like they're trying to wake you up from a nightmare
My girlfriend did this to me while I was still half-asleep and I screamed like I was being tortured.
He whispered 'E G G M A N' so loud my dog started barking at him.
I woke up with a finger in my butt and my boyfriend laughing like he just won the lottery.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Wake up Eggman
When your partner's finger slithers up your butt and says 'E G G M A N' like it's the most important thing in the world
She stuck her finger in my butt and said 'E G G M A N' like I was her prisoner.
He did this while I was still in pajamas and I threw a pillow at him.
I woke up to 'E G G M A N' and my butt was feeling like it was on fire.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Wake up Eggman
Your partner’s finger slips into your butt and yells 'E G G M A N' at you like you’re the last person on Earth
He yelled 'E G G M A N' so loud I thought the neighbors were coming in.
She did this and I almost fell out of bed from the shock.
I woke up to 'E G G M A N' and my butt was screaming for mercy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Waitress Farewell
A waitress or waiter yells 'Come back soon!' like they’re giving you a promotion instead of a goodbye, totally clueless that you might never return or might come back in five years with a hangover and a death wish.
'Come back soon!' as if I’m going to be your best friend forever.
'See you next time!' while I’m already walking out the door.
'We’ll miss you!' while I’m eating the last bite of my waffle.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Waitress Farewell
When a server says 'Come back soon!' like it's a guarantee, not a cruel joke, and they probably know you're going to forget this place exists by next week.
'Come back soon!' while I'm already on my way to the car.
'See you next time!' as if I'm going to remember your face.
'We’ll miss you!' while I’m already texting my friend about the terrible service.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Waitress Farewell
That moment when a waiter says 'Come back soon!' like it's a promise, but you're already thinking about the next time you'll be dragged here by your mom or your dad or your grandma.
'Come back soon!' while I’m already halfway out the door.
'See you next time!' as if I’m going to remember your name.
'We’ll miss you!' while I’m already planning my next trip to the mall.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Waitress Farewell
A server says 'Come back soon!' with all the confidence of someone who's never seen a customer leave and probably never will, even if you're already eating the last bite of your meal.
'Come back soon!' while I'm already cleaning my plate.
'See you next time!' while I'm already checking my phone.
'We’ll miss you!' as if I’m going to come back.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Waitress Farewell
When a waitress says 'Come back soon!' like it's a magical spell that'll make you return, even though you're thinking about how you'll never come back because you're already annoyed with the service.
'Come back soon!' while I'm already annoyed with the service.
'See you next time!' as if I'm going to come back next week.
'We’ll miss you!' while I'm already walking out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Waitress Farewell
That fake smile and 'Come back soon!' from a server who probably thinks you're going to be their best customer, even though you're already planning your next escape from this place.
'Come back soon!' while I'm already thinking about my next meal.
'See you next time!' as if I'm going to remember this place.
'We’ll miss you!' while I'm already on my way out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Wagon
It's how you greet your worst enemy in the morning
Hey, you ugly bastard, it's a wagon!
Wagon, you fat slug, I'm gonna eat you for breakfast.
Wagon, you're gonna regret this, I swear.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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