A Walking Gregor
A walking Gregor is a person with a face smaller than a pebble and a head bigger than a shopping cart. They act like they're special and talk like they have a goat in their throat.
My uncle is a walking Gregor. He told the barista he was a rock star.
My brother called me a walking Gregor because I asked why the moon glows.
My dog ran away from a walking Gregor. He screamed so loud the dog got a headache.