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It's how you greet your worst enemy in the morning
Hey, you ugly bastard, it's a wagon!
Wagon, you fat slug, I'm gonna eat you for breakfast.
Wagon, you're gonna regret this, I swear.
A Wagon
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A big, round, meaty ass that smells like old pizza
Look at that wagon, it's like a doughnut made of shame.
You've got the wagon of a thousand sins.
That wagon is so big, it's got its own zip code.
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The time it takes for a drunk guy to sober up and realize he's still drunk
He was off the wagon for 2 hours, then fell back on it.
She tried to quit smoking, but she was back on the wagon in 5 minutes.
He was on the wagon for a day, then he had a beer and was back to square one.
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A big ass, but it's not just any ass, it's the best kind of ass
That wagon is so nice, it deserves a medal.
You've got the wagon of a rockstar.
That wagon is the reason why I'm jealous of you.
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The part of your body that you sit on, and it's usually the biggest part
That wagon is so big, it's like a meaty fortress.
You've got the wagon of a superhero.
That wagon is the reason why I can't walk straight.
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A team that's so good, they make you wish you were a dog
That team is on the wagon, and they're crushing everyone.
They’re on the wagon, and no one can stop them.
That team is on the wagon, and I’m just here for the show.
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A loud, annoying woman who thinks she's the boss of everyone
That wagon is louder than a jackhammer.
She's the wagon of the week.
That wagon could start a war with just a sneeze.