A Wake up Eggman
Your partner’s finger slips into your butt and yells 'E G G M A N' at you like you’re the last person on Earth
He yelled 'E G G M A N' so loud I thought the neighbors were coming in.
She did this and I almost fell out of bed from the shock.
I woke up to 'E G G M A N' and my butt was screaming for mercy.