Discover Slang

A Wild Rover
A drunk local who spends all their money on whiskey and laughs at your problems. They’re the reason the bar never closes.
The wild rover spent his last €20 on a pint and a bet he couldn’t win.
She was the wild rover of the bar, and everyone else was just backup.
He was the wild rover, and the bar was his kingdom.
A Wild Rover
A song about how drinking too much leads to getting kicked out of bars and probably being a loser.
They sang the wild rover until the barman threw a chair.
My uncle knew every word of the wild rover and still got kicked out.
The wild rover was played so loud, the cops came.
A Wild Incident
A Wild Incident is when white folks act like they're living their best life while Black folks are getting killed in the streets. They’re sipping soda or chomping on tofu like it’s a damn trophy.
I just finished my third soda and still don’t care that Jamal got shot.
She’s eating tofu like it’s the last meal on Earth.
He’s sipping soda like he’s in a commercial.
A Wild Incident
A Wild Incident is when white people pretend they’re doing something important while Black people are getting messed up. It’s like they’re doing a TikTok while we’re getting killed.
She’s doing a TikTok dance while Ray got knocked out.
He’s filming his soda can like it’s a movie.
She’s eating tofu like it’s a royal feast.
A Wild Incident
A Wild Incident is when white people think they're living their best life, but really they're just brainrotted and don’t care that we’re dying.
He’s eating tofu like it’s a damn medal.
She’s sipping soda like she’s in a commercial.
They think they're cool, but they’re just brainrot.
A Wild Incident
A Wild Incident is when white people act like they’re the main event, but we’re the ones getting slaughtered in the background.
He’s chomping tofu like he’s at a buffet.
She’s sipping soda like it’s a reward.
They’re living their best life while we’re in the worst hell.
A Wild Incident
A Wild Incident is when white folks are doing their thing while Black folks are getting killed, and they still think they're the kings of the world.
He’s eating tofu like it’s a birthday cake.
She’s sipping soda like it’s a championship win.
They’re acting like they’re kings while we’re in the trash.
A Wild Incident
A Wild Incident is when white people are doing their little things while Black people are getting beaten up, and they don’t even notice.
He’s sipping soda like it’s a million bucks.
She’s chomping tofu like it’s a luxury.
They’re acting like they’re rich while we’re getting robbed.
A Wild Frank
A stupid country bumpkin who’s got a boner for guns and mud, and doesn’t give a damn about anything else. He’s got more energy than a raccoon on meth.
I saw A Wild Frank at the gas station. He shot the clerk for not giving him extra napkins.
He drives a pickup that’s falling apart and still thinks it’s fancy.
He drinks Arnold Palmer like it’s holy water and cusses at the moon.
A Wild Frank
This album is like Tom Waits screaming into a kazoo while wearing a dress. It’s sad, loud, and full of weird jazz stuff that makes no sense.
I listened to this album while eating pizza and crying in my bathroom.
My dog hated this album and started howling at the radio.
My mom said it was like listening to my brother’s middle school band.
A Wil
A Wil is like a superhero who could probably beat up a dragon with one hand while juggling pizzas with the other.
Wil just turned a math test into a rap battle and got a perfect score.
He fixed my broken laptop with a single glance and a swear word.
He drew a whole comic book in 10 minutes and it was about him being awesome.
A Wil
A Wil is a willy that’s so big it could probably beat up a willy.
Wil told me he could beat up my dad’s willy and I believed him.
He once said his willy could take a punch from a bear.
He drew a willy on the board and it was bigger than the teacher.
A Wil
Wil is like a puppy who will lick your face if you’re nice, but will bite your leg if you’re mean.
Wil stayed up with me for three hours talking about his cat and I didn’t even care about the cat.
He smiled at me when I spilled juice on his shirt, but he made me do push-ups when I laughed.
He cried when I said I didn’t like his hair, but then he bullied me for it.
A Wil
Wil is a person who knows exactly how to make you feel good and also knows exactly how to make you feel like a doofus.
Wil told me I was cool and then said my haircut was the worst ever.
He helped me with my homework and then made fun of my math teacher.
He made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.
A Wil
Wil is a free-spirited man who acts like he’s got everything figured out but actually has no idea what’s going on.
Wil said he was in love with his best friend and then forgot who she was.
He told me he was going to be rich one day and now he still says that.
He claims he can read minds, but he still doesn’t know what I’m thinking.
A Wil
A Wil is a person who is so huge and so dumb that they won’t date you, even if you are a giant.
Wil said he’d date me if I was a giant and I’m not even that tall.
He told me he wouldn’t date me even if I had a giant willy.
He once said he’d only date a giant and he’s not even that big.
A Wil
Wil is like a god who is so good at games that he could probably beat you in a fight and still win at chess.
Wil beat me in a video game and I was still mad about it.
He said he could beat me in a game and I believed him.
He plays games so well he could probably beat a god.
A Wierd Al
A brain-dead typo of the legend known as Weird Al, the one guy who made you laugh while you were stuck in traffic.
I thought it was Weird Al Yankovich, but no, it was A Wierd Al and he was just sad.
My teacher spelled it wrong on the board and I cried.
My friend tried to be cool by saying 'A Wierd Al' and it was the worst thing ever.
A Wierd Al
When someone yells their dumb ideas over a song everyone knows, like they think they’re the main character.
He turned 'Never Gonna Give You Up' into 'Never Gonna Give You Up And Also Say Hello' and I was confused.
My mom did a version of 'Hey Ya' about her ex and it was too much.
My brother made a song about his pet goldfish and it was the most annoying thing ever.
A Whores Dozen
A group of 13 men who all try to get in your pants at the same time
My cousin got stuck in a Whores Dozen after the bar closed
I saw my teacher’s brother in a Whores Dozen at the club
My dog got scared of a Whores Dozen and hid under the couch
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