A Wild Rover

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A free blowjob in a smelly pub toilet. Only the Irish and people who wish they were Irish do this.
My cousin got a wild rover after telling the barmaid he was a king.
The wild rover came with a side of regret and a wet towel.
I got a wild rover and a hangover that lasted three days.
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A drunk local who spends all their money on whiskey and laughs at your problems. They’re the reason the bar never closes.
The wild rover spent his last €20 on a pint and a bet he couldn’t win.
She was the wild rover of the bar, and everyone else was just backup.
He was the wild rover, and the bar was his kingdom.
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A song about how drinking too much leads to getting kicked out of bars and probably being a loser.
They sang the wild rover until the barman threw a chair.
My uncle knew every word of the wild rover and still got kicked out.
The wild rover was played so loud, the cops came.
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