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A Whores Dozen
When a baker decides to be extra dirty and adds one more guy for fun
The baker’s dozen was just a warm-up for the Whores Dozen
He promised me a Whores Dozen if I passed the test
My neighbor’s Whores Dozen was so loud the cops showed up
A Whores Dozen
A dirty number that means 14 men want to touch you at once
I got a Whores Dozen and a free drink
My mom said I’d get a Whores Dozen if I didn’t clean my room
The Whores Dozen was so bad I had to go to the hospital
A Whoops
When you take a girl's clothes off with some editing tool like Photoshop because you're too lazy to date her.
I photoshopped her shirt off and now she thinks I'm a god.
He edited her pants off and posted it on Facebook. She called him out.
That girl's dress was still on when I deleted it. I'm a legend.
A Whoops
The Juggalos yell this when they see each other and it sounds like a war cry.
'A Whoops!' echoed through the mall when the Juggalos saw each other.
They all screamed 'A Whoops!' and the store manager called the cops.
The Juggalos walked in and yelled 'A Whoops!' like they were going to fight.
A Whoops
When the Police show up and it’s like the whole world is watching.
The Police showed up and it was like the whole school was watching.
He got caught doing something stupid and the Police showed up like it was a big deal.
When the Police came in, it was like the end of the world.
A Whoops
When you get super happy about something that already happened or hasn’t even happened yet.
I screamed with joy when the game was already over.
She was jumping around before the party even started.
He was happy before the cake was even cut.
A Whoops
How Juggalos and Jugalettes greet each other like they're best friends or they're about to fight.
They high-fived each other like they were best friends.
He gave her a fist bump and said 'A Whoops!' like they were enemies.
They both yelled 'A Whoops!' and shook hands like they were making a deal.
A Whoops
A town in Australia where Tony Abbott lives and his ex's burqa is on display at a Maccas.
Tony Abbott lives there and his ex's burqa is on display at a Maccas.
The town is famous for having a burqa in a Maccas.
Pauline Hanson’s burqa is hanging in a Maccas like it’s a shrine.
A Whoops
What Juggalos yell when they see each other, like they’re saying 'What’s up, ninja?'
He saw his friend and yelled 'A Whoops!' like he was saying 'What’s up, ninja?'
They both screamed 'A Whoops!' and it was like they knew each other from the start.
He ran up to his buddy and said 'A Whoops!' like it was the best greeting ever.
A Whole Vibe
My boi Ethan is the king of all vibes and the only one who can make a Monday feel like a Friday.
My boi Ethan just texted me and I instantly felt like I was on top of the world.
If Ethan isn't here, the vibe is broken.
I saw Ethan in the hallway and my whole mood changed immediately.
A Whole Vibe
A whole vibe is like a mood, but way stronger, it’s when you feel it in your bones and you don’t know why.
This song gave me a whole vibe and I didn’t even know why.
She walked in and I got a whole vibe, like the room just changed.
That coffee gave me a whole vibe and I didn’t even need sugar.
A Whole Vibe
A whole vibe is when the atmosphere hits you like a slap in the face, and you love it.
That party had a whole vibe and I didn’t even need alcohol to feel it.
He said one sentence and I got a whole vibe, like I knew him my whole life.
The whole vibe of this place is so bad it’s good.
A Whole Vibe
A whole vibe is when you feel it in your gut, like you're in a mood and you don’t know why.
I walked into the room and got a whole vibe, like I was home.
This song hit me with a whole vibe and I was crying in the bathroom.
She texted me and I got a whole vibe, like she knew my whole life.
A Whole Child Ago
A time so long ago it feels like you were born in a dumpster and your first word was swear.
My mom still thinks I’m 12. I told her I’m 32. She said I must’ve been born in a dumpster.
He said he saw me at the mall 20 years ago. I said I was wearing a fanny pack and a mullet.
She claims we went to the same school. I said I was in the 8th grade and she was in the 2nd grade and also a toddler.
A Whole Child Ago
So long ago it’s like your childhood was a bad movie and you got a sequel you didn’t ask for.
My brother said I used to be cool. I said I used to be cool before I turned into a greasy meatball.
She said I used to ride a bike. I said I used to ride a bike before I started riding a bike to the gym.
He said I was once funny. I said I was funny before I became a walking inside joke.
A Whole Child Ago
A time so far back it’s like your childhood was a pet that ran away and never came back.
She said I used to be popular. I said I was popular before I became the guy who yelled at the vending machine.
He said I used to be good at math. I said I was good at math before I started doing math in my head while drunk.
My mom said I used to be cute. I said I was cute before I started eating pizza for breakfast.
A Whole Child Ago
So long ago it’s like your childhood was a lost sock and you never found it again.
He said I used to be a good dancer. I said I was a good dancer before I turned into a walking Jell-O shot.
She said I used to be smart. I said I was smart before I started texting in class and got a D.
My dad said I used to be a good listener. I said I was a good listener before I started listening to my own voice and it got annoying.
A Whole Child Ago
A time so ancient it’s like your childhood was a forgotten password and you can’t remember it.
He said I used to be funny. I said I was funny before I became the guy who laughs at his own jokes and no one else.
She said I used to be chill. I said I was chill before I started yelling at the microwave and it yelled back.
My brother said I used to be cool. I said I was cool before I became the guy who wore socks with sandals and didn’t care.
A Whole Child Ago
So long ago it’s like your childhood was a lost game and you only got the instructions.
She said I used to be a good student. I said I was a good student before I started getting detention for drawing on the desks.
He said I used to be friendly. I said I was friendly before I started being the guy who talked to himself in the hallway.
My mom said I used to be tidy. I said I was tidy before I started eating cereal out of the box and didn’t care.
A Whiteside
A Whiteside is a giant meaty dong that looks like a pringles can. The white man’s version of the thick black dong. It’s so big it could make a woman’s vagina stretch like a yoga class.
Hey bro, you got a Whiteside, man!
That guy’s dong is a Whiteside, I swear.
I just saw a Whiteside and I almost fainted.
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