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A Whiteside
A Whiteside is a fat, middle-aged guy with a beer gut who secretly loves having sex with his son. He’s like a dad who thinks he’s a cool dad, but the kid’s just along for the ride.
That guy is a Whiteside, I swear he’s into his son.
Why is my dad having sex with my brother? He’s a Whiteside.
My uncle is a Whiteside and he thinks he’s cool.
A Whiteside
Will Whiteside thinks he owns Australia, but he lives in the Northern Territory. He’s a crab-like man, and his dad is in a wheelchair. Everyone loses it when they see him.
Is that Will Whiteside? I’m going to kms!
Will Whiteside just walked by me, I’m kms.
I saw Will Whiteside, I kms’d like a 10-year-old.
A Whiteside
A Whiteside is the area below your tan line. It shows up when you’re drunk, but it also shows up when you’re just being a fool.
I showed my Whiteside at the party, I’m so embarrassed.
My tan line is gone, my Whiteside is out.
I drank too much and my Whiteside came out.
A Whiteside
Jacob is a Magcon boy with the best voice. He’s perfect, nice, and will melt your heart with his singing. Any girl who dates him is lucky.
Jacob’s voice is so good, I’m in love.
I’d marry Jacob if he asked me.
Jacob is the best Magcon boy, no cap.
A Whiteside
He’s the sweetest guy, gives the best hugs, and smells amazing. Any girl who marries him is the luckiest girl in the world.
He smells like heaven and gives the best hugs.
I’d marry him in a heartbeat.
He’s so sweet, I want to marry him.
A Whiteside
The world’s most loved sheep is also a backup catcher who played for the Giants. He was the best backup until Buster Posey came along.
That sheep is the best backup catcher ever.
He’s the world’s most loved sheep and a Giants player.
That guy is the backup catcher and a sheep.
A WhiteChocolate
A WhiteChocolate is when a Black guy gets the worst of it from his White girlfriend or a Black girl gives the worst of it to her White boyfriend
My man got WhiteChocolate'd after he said his ex was 'kinda cute' at the bar.
My cousin got WhiteChocolate'd because she didn't bring wine to the party.
He got WhiteChocolate'd after he told his White girlfriend she looked like a 'crappy potato.'
A WhiteChocolate
A WhiteChocolate is when a Black lover gets the short end of the stick from a White lover or a Black lover gives the short end of the stick to a White lover
He got WhiteChocolate'd because he didn't know what 'avocado toast' was.
She got WhiteChocolate'd after she called her White boyfriend 'a white piece of trash.'
He got WhiteChocolate'd because he forgot their anniversary and brought a pizza instead.
A WhiteChocolate
A WhiteChocolate is when a Black boyfriend gets the worst from his White girlfriend or a Black girlfriend gives the worst to her White boyfriend
He got WhiteChocolate'd because he called his girlfriend 'a basic white girl.'
She got WhiteChocolate'd because she didn't know what 'self-care' meant.
He got WhiteChocolate'd because he said her mom was 'a little fat.'
A White Stick
A white stick is a legend. They’ll beat you up so bad you’ll cry like a baby. If you mess with them, they’ll end you.
My cousin got beat up by a white stick at the bus stop. He cried like a girl.
That white stick just laughed in my face after I called him a nerd.
I tried to fight a white stick. I got knocked out in 10 seconds.
A White Stick
White sticks are like zanax bars. They’ll make you so relaxed, you’ll forget your own name. They’re the reason you’re still alive.
I took two white sticks and fell asleep in the middle of the street.
My mom gave me white sticks before my brother came home.
I took a white stick and forgot my math test.
A White Stick
A white stick is a blind guy who can still see you coming. He’ll kick your ass and you won’t even know how it happened.
That blind guy at the store kicked my ass. I didn’t even see it coming.
My uncle is a white stick. He once beat up three guys at once.
The white stick at the park just walked up and told me I looked like a mess.
A White Stick
White sticks are the smoky, smelly things you inhale. They’ll make you cough so hard, you’ll throw up.
I smoked a white stick and coughed so hard, I threw up in my pants.
My friend’s white stick smelled like a dead animal.
I inhaled a white stick and turned into a human fire hydrant.
A White Stick
White lip stick is when a girl’s discharge is so sticky and white, it looks like she’s been eating glue.
My sister’s white lip stick was so bad, she had to change her underwear three times.
That girl’s white lip stick was like a glue factory exploded on her pants.
I saw my cousin’s white lip stick and almost fainted.
A White Rorschach
When you blow your load between a girl's boobs or butt, then smash the boobs or butt cheeks together like a meat sandwich, then pull them apart to show a messy cum stain that looks like a messed-up ink test.
I did a white Rorschach in her gym bag and left a cum stain the size of a pizza.
I went between her tits, squeezed like a goddamn cheese press, and left a cum stain that looked like a map of hell.
I did a white Rorschach on her ass, then spread it like a burger, and it looked like a cum explosion in a paint store.
A White Rorschach
When you dump your cum between a girl's tits or butt, then press the tits or butt cheeks together like a cum sandwich, then open it up and it looks like a cum blotch from a cum test.
I did a white Rorschach on her tits and it looked like a cum test from a cum test kid.
I squeezed her butt cheeks together like a cum bag, then opened it up and it looked like a cum explosion from a cum machine.
I did a white Rorschach between her tits and it looked like a cum blotch from a cum stained shirt.
A White Rorschach
When you let your cum fall between a girl's tits or butt, then you mash the tits or butt cheeks together like a cum burger, then you spread them apart to see a cum stain that looks like a cum ink test.
I did a white Rorschach on her ass, then spread it like a cum map and it looked like a cum test from a cum stained floor.
I let my cum fall between her tits, then I smashed them like a cum sandwich, and it looked like a cum blotch from a cum explosion.
I did a white Rorschach on her tits and it looked like a cum test from a cum stained shirt.
A White Privilege
The cheapest beer you can get at a bar, and it’s like the universe is giving you a free pass just for being white.
"I paid $3 for this beer, and I’m not even mad!", Dave at the bar
"This beer is so cheap, it’s like I got a scholarship just for being white.", Lisa
"I drank this and still got promoted. White privilege is real.", Greg
A White Privilege
The day everything went sideways and it looked like the whole world was on fire. It was like the universe was like, "Let’s see how bad this gets."
"I saw the Capitol on fire, and I thought, ‘This is the worst day ever.’", Karen
"It was like a nightmare, and I was in it.", Mark
"The day the world went crazy, and I was right in the middle of it.", Sam
A White Privilege
A made-up story that people on the left told to make others feel like victims. But really, they just wanted a free lunch and to blame someone else.
"They said it was a myth, but I still got free pizza for believing it.", Jordan
"I felt like a victim, but it was just a distraction.", Sue
"It was a lie, but I believed it just to get a discount.", Mike
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