Discover Slang

The power white people have to make everyone else mad just by being there. It’s like they bring drama with them.

A word liberals made up to make people forget how bad the policies were that ruined their lives. It was like they were trying to get people off the hook.

When a 16-year-old girl sees a cop arrest someone of color and immediately assumes it's racism, but the cop has no idea what’s going on and just hopes she doesn’t call rape.

It's like being born with a gold medal, and everyone else has to fight just to get bronze. But it doesn’t mean they hate you or you should feel guilty for being good at life.

A man who’s completely brainwashed by some insane hot mess of a woman who thinks she’s the queen of the universe. He’s so distracted by her hotness and her vagina that he doesn’t realize he’s been turned into a puppet. She’s like a sadistic witch who moves the walls and drops peanut butter every time he messes up.

Another name for coke. It’s the stuff you snort when you’re trying to be cool and you don’t care if you end up in jail or just end up with a nose like a pig.

A fancy way to say a tampon. It’s what you use when you’re on your period and you’re too lazy to do anything but sit on the couch and eat pizza.

A big chunk of coke. It’s like a little white mouse because it’s round, white, and you’ll do anything to get it.

What happens to your mouse when you’re watching too much porn and you’re too distracted to notice it’s gone.

A white hole is like a basic, boring, super annoying version of a black hole. It’s the kind of person who thinks they’re cool just because they use the word ‘vibe’ and own a yoga pant.

A white hole is the opposite of a black hole. It’s like a basic person who spews out the worst vibes and thinks they’re the center of the universe.

A white hole is the kind of person who thinks they’re deep just because they quote Taylor Swift and use hashtags to end racism.

A white hole is like a basic person who thinks they’re magical just because they drank coffee and used the word ‘vibe’.

To get so drunk you might as well be dead; chug beer like it's your last meal.

An Irish last name that means wolf; the Whelans were a bunch of savage wolves who terrorized Waterford.

To party so hard on Friday that you’re still hungover by Monday and miss work.

A genius, a legend, a mad scientist; someone who invents things that make your brain explode.

Another word for the toilet; where you go when you're about to explode.

A person who gets high on two hits of weed and acts like they’re a rockstar.

To lie so much you make up a fake story to blame your friend for something you did.