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To get so drunk you might as well be dead; chug beer like it's your last meal.
I whelaned so hard I forgot my own name.
He whelaned at the bar and got thrown out.
She whelaned so much she cried at a hot dog.
A Whelan
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An Irish last name that means wolf; the Whelans were a bunch of savage wolves who terrorized Waterford.
My cousin is a Whelan, so he’s basically a wolf in human skin.
The Whelans were so wild they probably ate their enemies for breakfast.
I’d rather fight a bear than a Whelan.
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To party so hard on Friday that you’re still hungover by Monday and miss work.
I whelaned so much I missed work on Monday.
She whelaned so hard she didn’t wake up until Tuesday.
He whelaned so much he forgot his own birthday.
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A genius, a legend, a mad scientist; someone who invents things that make your brain explode.
That guy is a Whelan, he invented time travel.
She’s a Whelan, she created the universe.
He’s a Whelan, he built a robot out of trash.
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Another word for the toilet; where you go when you're about to explode.
I went to the Whelan and cried.
He used the Whelan like it was a sacred place.
The Whelan was full, so he had to use the sink.
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A person who gets high on two hits of weed and acts like they’re a rockstar.
He whited after two hits and started singing to the ceiling.
She whited and thought she was in a movie.
They whited and started dancing in the middle of the street.
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To lie so much you make up a fake story to blame your friend for something you did.
He whelaned and said it was my fault.
She whelaned so hard the whole class knew it was fake.
He whelaned and blamed a kid who wasn’t even there.