A White Mouse - A fancy way to say a tampon. It’s what you use when you’re o

A fancy way to say a tampon. It’s what you use when you’re on your period and you’re too lazy to do anything but sit on the couch and eat pizza.

I used a white mouse and now I can’t feel my legs

I had to use a white mouse in the middle of a Zoom meeting

My dog ate my white mouse and now he’s screaming