Discover Slang

A Walter
Walter loves fire trucks and monster trucks so much he might forget to breathe.
He texted me a picture of a monster truck and said, 'This is my favorite thing ever.'
He told his mom he'd rather be a monster truck than a normal person.
He got in a fight with a fire truck driver because he didn't like the way he drove.
A Walter
A Walter is a white dog who thinks he's a king and wears clothes that cost more than your life.
He wore a watermelon helmet to the store and got kicked out.
He got mad at me because I didn't like his outfit.
He told the barista he was richer than her and she should be happy.
A Walmart Surprise
When a guy shoves a frozen sausage up your butt in a Walmart bathroom while he licks it like it's the last piece of cake on Earth
My cousin got a Walmart Surprise during the Black Friday sale
I saw a guy get a Walmart Surprise and he started crying
My friend got a Walmart Surprise and now he won't eat sausages ever again
A Walmart Surprise
When someone forces a frozen sausage up your butt in the Walmart bathroom while they laugh at you and lick the sausage like it's a fancy dessert
My brother got a Walmart Surprise and now he's obsessed with sausages
I got a Walmart Surprise and I still can't go to Walmart
My mom got a Walmart Surprise and she said it was the best thing ever
A Walmart Surprise
When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your butt in the Walmart bathroom and they lick it like it's a prize they won
I saw a guy get a Walmart Surprise and he started singing
My sister got a Walmart Surprise and now she hates sausages
I got a Walmart Surprise and now I can't sit down
A Wally
A total idiot who acts like they're the smartest person in the room. A human disaster who thinks they're funny.
My cousin is a Wally. He thinks he's funny when he says 'I'm the smartest person in the room.'
My teacher called me a Wally because I thought the sky was purple.
My dog is a Wally. He barked at a cloud.
A Wally
A shiny trophy that racers kill for. It's so important, people would rather die than lose it.
My uncle won a Wally and cried like a baby. He said it was the best day of his life.
My dad's Wally is covered in dirt and stickers. It's like a war zone.
My cousin's Wally is so big, it took three people to carry it.
A Wally
A weird word Bill Cosby used for a guy's pecker. It's like calling it a 'big, flappy thing.'
My brother said his dad's wally-wally was bigger than a pizza.
My mom said Bill Cosby's wally-wally was so big, it made the toilet clog.
My cousin said her dad's wally-wally was so big, it made the whole house shake.
A Wally
A guy's pecker. It's the thing you use to make a funny noise when you're in the shower.
My friend's wally is so big, it makes the whole room laugh.
My cousin said her dad's wally was so big, it made the wall shake.
My mom said Bill Cosby's wally was so big, it made the whole room clog.
A Wally
When you drive around like a lost sock with no idea where you're going or why you're doing it.
My dad was driving around like a lost sock for three hours.
My brother drove around like a lost sock because he forgot where he lived.
My mom drove around like a lost sock because she was mad at her phone.
A Wally
A super cool girl who makes everyone feel like the best person in the world. She's the kind of girl who makes your heart go pitter-patter.
My friend is a Wally. Everyone loves her because she's the best.
My mom said my sister is a Wally because she makes everyone smile.
My brother said his crush is a Wally because she makes him happy.
A Wally
When a girl dances right up against a guy's crotch while he's stuck against the wall like a meatball.
My sister did a Wally at the party and everyone laughed.
My cousin did a Wally at the school dance and got in trouble.
My mom did a Wally at the grocery store and made the clerk laugh.
A Wallaby
A stupid blunt wrap soaked in thick, sticky honey oil and stuffed with weak bud
I tried to smoke a wallaby and it tasted like a sick kid’s lunch.
My cousin hit a wallaby and it made me gag.
That wallaby was so bad it made my dog cry.
A Wallaby
A lazy blunt wrap covered in thick honey oil hash and rolled with barely any bud
That wallaby was so bad I had to throw it out.
I tried to hit a wallaby and it just made me sleepy.
My friend’s wallaby was so weak it barely had any smoke.
A Wallaby
A slang term for a woman's snatch, used only when a guy is trying to sound cool or brag
He said his girl’s snatch was a wallaby, and it was the worst brag ever.
She called me a wallaby and it was the worst insult I ever heard.
My friend bragged about his girl’s wallaby and it was the worst moment of my life.
A Wallaby
A shoe made by Clarks, worn by East Coast rappers who think they're cool
Ghost Face Killah wears Clarks, so he must be a wallaby.
My uncle wears Clarks and acts like he's a rapper.
That guy in the park wears Clarks and thinks he's Ghost Face Killah.
A Wallaby
A silly face you make by flapping your hands and making weird noises, like a confused idiot
He made a wallaby face and it looked like a confused kid.
At the party, I did a wallaby face and no one laughed.
She did a wallaby face and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.
A Wallaby
What Jean-Claude Van Damme tries to say when he's trying to sound cool, but it comes out wrong
Jean-Claude Van Damme tried to say ‘wannabe’ and it came out like a wallaby.
He said ‘wallaby’ instead of ‘wannabe’ and it was the worst moment ever.
Van Damme tried to say ‘wannabe’ and it sounded like a wallaby.
A Wallaby
A dumb nickname for a whiny little kid, usually used when they’re being annoying
My little brother is a wallaby and he’s the worst.
She’s a wallaby and she cried when she lost her toy.
He’s a wallaby and he whines all the time.
A Walking Snail
A guy walking with his girl like he's dragging her by the hair
I went on a walk with my girlfriend and she looked like she was being tortured
He’s a walking snail because he’s got a girl on a leash
My buddy went on a stroll with his ex and it looked like a prison break
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