A Walmart Surprise - When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your butt in the Wal

When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your butt in the Walmart bathroom and they lick it like it's a prize they won

I saw a guy get a Walmart Surprise and he started singing

My sister got a Walmart Surprise and now she hates sausages

I got a Walmart Surprise and now I can't sit down