A Whole Child Ago
So long ago it’s like your childhood was a bad movie and you got a sequel you didn’t ask for.
My brother said I used to be cool. I said I used to be cool before I turned into a greasy meatball.
She said I used to ride a bike. I said I used to ride a bike before I started riding a bike to the gym.
He said I was once funny. I said I was funny before I became a walking inside joke.