A Whole Child Ago
A time so far back it’s like your childhood was a pet that ran away and never came back.
She said I used to be popular. I said I was popular before I became the guy who yelled at the vending machine.
He said I used to be good at math. I said I was good at math before I started doing math in my head while drunk.
My mom said I used to be cute. I said I was cute before I started eating pizza for breakfast.