Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who hides so good, he might as well be a ghost. And he’s always in the worst possible place.

I looked everywhere and he was in the fridge. What even is this?

He’s not in the book. He’s in my head. I can feel it.

I found him in the copy machine. He was hiding in the paper tray. What is wrong with him?

2

A guy who disappears so fast, you think he turned into smoke. And he’s probably in your math book.

I looked at the end of the book and he was in the margin. What is this nonsense?

He vanished before I blinked. He’s like a ninja.

He was in my sandwich. I bit him. It was a mistake.

3

The best at hide and seek. He’s like a wizard. And he’s also in every kids book ever.

He’s in my history book. What is this? Why is he in my history book?

He’s like a wizard. He disappears and reappears in the most random places.

He was in my lunch. I looked at my sandwich and he was there.

4

The guy who never works but somehow is never found. He’s like a ghost in the office.

He’s in the coffee machine. I looked and he was in there. Why?

He’s hiding in the copy room. He’s been there for hours.

He’s in the fridge again. What is this madness?

5

The guy everyone copies. He’s so popular, he’s hard to find. He’s like a fashion icon.

He’s in my shirt. I looked and he was in my shirt. What even is this?

He’s in my pants. He’s everywhere. Why is he in my pants?

He’s in my lunch again. I think he lives in my food.

6

No definition found. It’s like he erased it.

I looked for the definition and it was gone. He erased it.

There was no definition. It was like he deleted it.

He didn’t have a definition. It was like he was never there.

7

That motherfucker I can never find. I swear he’s trying to ruin my life.

I looked everywhere and he was in the copy machine. Why? Why is he in the copy machine?

He’s the worst. I can’t find him. He’s like a ghost.

That motherfucker is in my sandwich again. I’m done.