A Waitress Farewell

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A waitress or waiter yells 'Come back soon!' like they’re giving you a promotion instead of a goodbye, totally clueless that you might never return or might come back in five years with a hangover and a death wish.
'Come back soon!' as if I’m going to be your best friend forever.
'See you next time!' while I’m already walking out the door.
'We’ll miss you!' while I’m eating the last bite of my waffle.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When a server says 'Come back soon!' like it's a guarantee, not a cruel joke, and they probably know you're going to forget this place exists by next week.
'Come back soon!' while I'm already on my way to the car.
'See you next time!' as if I'm going to remember your face.
'We’ll miss you!' while I’m already texting my friend about the terrible service.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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That moment when a waiter says 'Come back soon!' like it's a promise, but you're already thinking about the next time you'll be dragged here by your mom or your dad or your grandma.
'Come back soon!' while I’m already halfway out the door.
'See you next time!' as if I’m going to remember your name.
'We’ll miss you!' while I’m already planning my next trip to the mall.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A server says 'Come back soon!' with all the confidence of someone who's never seen a customer leave and probably never will, even if you're already eating the last bite of your meal.
'Come back soon!' while I'm already cleaning my plate.
'See you next time!' while I'm already checking my phone.
'We’ll miss you!' as if I’m going to come back.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When a waitress says 'Come back soon!' like it's a magical spell that'll make you return, even though you're thinking about how you'll never come back because you're already annoyed with the service.
'Come back soon!' while I'm already annoyed with the service.
'See you next time!' as if I'm going to come back next week.
'We’ll miss you!' while I'm already walking out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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That fake smile and 'Come back soon!' from a server who probably thinks you're going to be their best customer, even though you're already planning your next escape from this place.
'Come back soon!' while I'm already thinking about my next meal.
'See you next time!' as if I'm going to remember this place.
'We’ll miss you!' while I'm already on my way out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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