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A Knudsen
A Knudsen is when someone sits on a bed and the other person just yaps about weird stuff like the history of socks or why the moon is a bad listener.
My mom sat on the bed while my dad talked about why socks are the worst invention ever.
My friend's Knudsen was just a 45-minute lecture about why the moon is a bad listener.
My cousin's Knudsen involved a 20-minute rant about why socks are the worst.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knudsen
A Knudsen is someone who either loves country music or gets tortured by it every year for a month straight. It's usually because another Knudsen is blasting 'Amarillo by Morning' like it's the apocalypse.
My brother loves country music. He blasted 'Amarillo by Morning' for a whole month.
My cousin gets tortured by country music every year. It's like the worst punishment ever.
Another Knudsen played 'Amarillo by Morning' so loud, the cows ran away.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knudsen
Knudsen is a British wrestler who's so good, he could beat Chuck Norris in a wrestling match while juggling tambourines. He’s a legend, a beast, and he’s got a weird love for tambourines.
Knudsen wrestled Chuck Norris and won. Then he juggled tambourines.
Knudsen’s moves are so good, he could wrestle a bear and juggle tambourines at the same time.
Knudsen is the best wrestler in the world. He also has a weird relationship with his tambourine.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knudsen
Old Knudsen is the best person ever. He's a genius, a lover, a fighter, and a blogger. He invents words like Blogjinx and Cuntpop, and Chuck Norris is scared of him.
Old Knudsen invented Blogjinx and Cuntpop. He's a genius and a legend.
Old Knudsen is so cool, even Chuck Norris is scared of him.
Old Knudsen is the best person in the world. He's got everything, even your mom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knudsen
Erik Knudsen is the hottest guy ever. He’s like a dad who can totally fuck you and still look cool. He’s the best, the hottest, and he’s totally daddy.
Erik Knudsen is the hottest guy in the world. He’s like a dad who can totally fuck you.
Erik Knudsen is totally daddy. He’s got the looks and the coolness.
Erik Knudsen is the best. He’s sexy, hot, and totally daddy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knudsen
A Knudsen is a corny guy from Iowa who thinks having radioactive sex with cows is cool and also finger bangs sows like it's a hobby.
My uncle from Iowa had radioactive sex with a cow. It was the worst thing ever.
My cousin finger bangs sows for fun. He’s a real Knudsen.
A Knudsen from Iowa thinks finger bangs are the best thing ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knott's Log Ride
You get stuck behind a guy with Down syndrome on the log ride and get squished into his crotch like he’s giving you a free back massage from hell.
I got stuck behind a guy with Down syndrome and my whole ride was just a crotch massage from hell.
That guy with Down syndrome on the log ride? He turned my ride into a crotch sandwich.
I was on the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome behind me turned my ride into a crotch hug.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knott's Log Ride
You ride the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome behind you slams into your back like he’s trying to give you a kidney punch.
That guy with Down syndrome behind me on the log ride hit me like a kid punch in the kidneys.
The guy with Down syndrome on the log ride just gave me a back slap that felt like a kidney punch.
Riding the log ride with the guy with Down syndrome behind me was like getting a kidney punch from a confused angel.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knott's Log Ride
You’re on the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome smacks your back so hard you swear you heard your spine crack like a snapped noodle.
The guy with Down syndrome behind me on the log ride cracked my spine like a snapped noodle.
I was on the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome hit me so hard my spine went pop like a noodle.
The log ride with the guy with Down syndrome behind me was like my spine was being snapped by a noodle.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knobble
You get a 98% but you're so f***ing mad because you wanted a 100. Like when that kid Knobbleboy died at 98% on Bloodlust and it was the worst thing ever.
"I got a 98% and I’m screaming like it’s the end of the world!", Student in Geometry Dash class
"Knobbleboy died at 98% and it broke my heart.", Fan of the fail
"I wanted a 100%, and that 98% was like a slap in the face.", A kid who's too sensitive for his own good
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knobble
Life throws the worst f***ing curveball at you and you're left with no f***ing idea what to do.
"My life got knobbled by my ex and my math test.", A kid who's got it rough
"The world knobbled me and I’m just sitting here crying.", A loser in the lunchroom
"He got knobbled by his mom and his teacher.", The guy who's never going to win
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knobble
You sneak your pecker out and rub it like it's the last day on Earth. It's not for a big finish, just a little scratch or a quick rub.
"I knobble on the couch while watching the game. It’s my thing.", A guy who’s too cool for school
"He knobbled in the middle of the store like no one was watching.", A guy who’s too bold for his own good
"I knobble while my mom is on the phone. It’s a habit.", A kid who’s been doing it since middle school
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knobble
You f*** something up so bad it's like it got hit by a truck. Or you f*** someone up so bad they're out for days.
"They knobbled the racetrack and the horse won’t run.", A guy in the betting booth
"Knobble that rat and make him disappear.", A mob boss in a dark alley
"He knobbled my brother and now he's out for the week.", A kid who's mad about it
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knobble
A tiny pecker. Like the size of a pencil eraser. You’re still a kid and your pecker is barely showing.
"That kid’s knob is like a pencil eraser.", A guy in the bathroom
"He’s got a knob like a tiny pencil.", A guy who’s seen it all
"I have a knob like a pencil eraser. I’m doomed.", A kid who’s too small for his own body
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knobble
You’re so f***ing weak because you haven’t had sex in like 10 years. Your legs are wobbly and you’re a total loser.
"I haven’t had sex in 10 years and my legs are like jelly.", A guy in the gym
"He’s knobble because he’s been single since 2015.", A friend who’s not helping
"I’m knobble because my ex left me for a guy with a bigger knob.", A guy who’s got no life
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knobble
That tiny knob at the end of your pecker. It’s not big. It’s not fancy. It’s just there.
"That knob at the end of my pecker is just there.", A guy who’s too honest
"He’s got a knob so tiny it’s like a button.", A guy who’s seen it all
"My knob is the size of a button and I’m proud of it.", A guy who’s confident
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knights Humility
What happens to a knight when they get their butt kicked in battle. It’s like when you get called out by your mom for eating all the pizza and still having the nerve to ask for seconds.
A knight gets trounced by a giant and then tries to blame the giant for being too tall.
A kid gets beat up at recess and still tries to brag about it at lunch.
A guy loses a bet and still tries to act like he didn’t lose.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knights Humility
Something knights want so bad they’ll take a beating just to get it. It’s like when you’re in a fight and you’re getting smacked around, but you still think you’re gonna win.
A knight gets knocked off his horse and still tries to fight with a broken sword.
A kid gets tackled in football and still tries to claim the touchdown.
A guy loses a game of chicken and still swears he was right.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knights Humility
When a knight realizes they’re not as tough as they thought. It’s like when you think you’re the toughest kid in class, but then someone new shows up and kicks your ass.
A knight gets bested by a peasant and still tries to act like it was a trick.
A kid loses a bet and tries to blame the dice.
A guy gets fired and still thinks he was just on a break.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Knights Humility
What happens when a knight gets humbled. It’s like when you get called out for being a total idiot and still think you’re cool.
A knight loses a duel and still tries to say the other guy had a lucky shot.
A kid gets made fun of and still walks into the cafeteria like nothing happened.
A guy gets dumped and still tries to hit on the same girl.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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