A Knobble
You’re so f***ing weak because you haven’t had sex in like 10 years. Your legs are wobbly and you’re a total loser.
"I haven’t had sex in 10 years and my legs are like jelly.", A guy in the gym
"He’s knobble because he’s been single since 2015.", A friend who’s not helping
"I’m knobble because my ex left me for a guy with a bigger knob.", A guy who’s got no life