A Knobble

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You get a 98% but you're so f***ing mad because you wanted a 100. Like when that kid Knobbleboy died at 98% on Bloodlust and it was the worst thing ever.
"I got a 98% and I’m screaming like it’s the end of the world!", Student in Geometry Dash class
"Knobbleboy died at 98% and it broke my heart.", Fan of the fail
"I wanted a 100%, and that 98% was like a slap in the face.", A kid who's too sensitive for his own good
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Life throws the worst f***ing curveball at you and you're left with no f***ing idea what to do.
"My life got knobbled by my ex and my math test.", A kid who's got it rough
"The world knobbled me and I’m just sitting here crying.", A loser in the lunchroom
"He got knobbled by his mom and his teacher.", The guy who's never going to win
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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You sneak your pecker out and rub it like it's the last day on Earth. It's not for a big finish, just a little scratch or a quick rub.
"I knobble on the couch while watching the game. It’s my thing.", A guy who’s too cool for school
"He knobbled in the middle of the store like no one was watching.", A guy who’s too bold for his own good
"I knobble while my mom is on the phone. It’s a habit.", A kid who’s been doing it since middle school
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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You f*** something up so bad it's like it got hit by a truck. Or you f*** someone up so bad they're out for days.
"They knobbled the racetrack and the horse won’t run.", A guy in the betting booth
"Knobble that rat and make him disappear.", A mob boss in a dark alley
"He knobbled my brother and now he's out for the week.", A kid who's mad about it
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tiny pecker. Like the size of a pencil eraser. You’re still a kid and your pecker is barely showing.
"That kid’s knob is like a pencil eraser.", A guy in the bathroom
"He’s got a knob like a tiny pencil.", A guy who’s seen it all
"I have a knob like a pencil eraser. I’m doomed.", A kid who’s too small for his own body
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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You’re so f***ing weak because you haven’t had sex in like 10 years. Your legs are wobbly and you’re a total loser.
"I haven’t had sex in 10 years and my legs are like jelly.", A guy in the gym
"He’s knobble because he’s been single since 2015.", A friend who’s not helping
"I’m knobble because my ex left me for a guy with a bigger knob.", A guy who’s got no life
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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That tiny knob at the end of your pecker. It’s not big. It’s not fancy. It’s just there.
"That knob at the end of my pecker is just there.", A guy who’s too honest
"He’s got a knob so tiny it’s like a button.", A guy who’s seen it all
"My knob is the size of a button and I’m proud of it.", A guy who’s confident
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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