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A Melvin

A Melvin is a wedgie so bad, it feels like your pants are trying to murder you. It’s like your butt is screaming for help.

Melvin gave me a wedgie so bad, my pants were crying.

It was like my butt was on fire.

My Melvin was so bad, my mom called the police.

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A Melting Moment

big butt people having sweaty butt sex

My cousin's butt was so big it looked like a meatloaf. He had sex with his aunt and it was like a meatloaf party.

My uncle had sex with his grandma and it was like a whole family picnic.

My neighbor had sex with his dog and it was like a meatball sub.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melting Moment

you give your partner a blumpkin and save the poop he took and freeze it. then you use the poop as a dildo and let it melt in your butt so you can poop out his poop

I gave my girlfriend a blumpkin and saved her poop. I froze it and used it like a dildo. Then I pooped out her poop and it was like a poop show.

My brother gave me a blumpkin and I froze his poop. Then I used it like a dildo and pooped out his poop. It was like a poop movie.

My mom gave me a blumpkin and I saved her poop. I froze it and used it as a dildo. Then I pooped out her poop and it was like a poop concert.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melting Moment

you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob while he is taking a dump) and pull it out of the toilet and freeze it. then you use it as a dildo and let the poop slowly melt in your butt so you can poop out his poop

I gave my dad a blumpkin while he was taking a dump. I pulled it out of the toilet and froze it. Then I used it as a dildo and pooped out his poop. It was like a poop dream.

My sister gave me a blumpkin and I pulled it out of the toilet and froze it. Then I used it as a dildo and pooped out her poop. It was like a poop adventure.

I gave my brother a blumpkin and pulled it out of the toilet and froze it. Then I used it as a dildo and pooped out his poop. It was like a poop nightmare.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melteer

A melteer is someone who pings people in Discord until they scream or cry.

@everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone

I pinged them 5 times and they quit the server

Melteer: 5 pings. Victim: 5 heart attacks.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melteer

A melteer is a person who pings people so much it feels like a curse.

I got pings at 2 am and I was still awake

Melteer pings me in the middle of a Zoom call

They pinged me 5 times during my lunch break.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melteer

A melteer is like a ping monster that won't stop until you’re dead.

They pinged me until my phone died

I got pings while I was taking a shower

Melteer pings me even when I’m sleeping.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melteer

A melteer is someone who pings people so much it’s like a war.

I got pings during my math test

They pinged me 5 times while I was eating

Ping war started in the server and I got poked.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melteer

A melteer is a person who pings you until your soul is broken.

They pinged me until I cried

I got pings at 3 am and I was so mad

Melteer pings me and I just want to die.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melteer

A melteer is like a ping machine that won’t shut up.

I got pings while I was on a call

They pinged me 5 times and I screamed

Melteer pings me every time I log in.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melric

A loud, brainless, cocky jerk who thinks he’s the king of the world. He talks about his sex life like it’s a job interview, but deep down he’s just sad and tries to cover it up with fake confidence.

'I’ve got 10 girls on the side, bro. You’re just a wallflower.', said while wearing a hoodie and eating chips at 3 AM.

'I’m gonna be famous. Just wait.', said after getting kicked out of a bar for talking too loud.

'I’m not sad. I’m just... chill.', said while crying into a pizza box at midnight.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melric

A guy who thinks he’s the most important person ever. He yells about how he’s got it all, but he’s just another loser who hides his sadness with dumb comments and bad decisions.

'I’m getting a million followers. You’re just a nobody.', said while posting a blurry selfie from a phone with a broken screen.

'I don’t need friends. I’ve got my dignity.', said after getting dumped on Instagram stories.

'I’m not depressed. I’m just... doing my thing.', said while eating three burgers for lunch.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melric

A self-important, obnoxious idiot who talks too much and thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s actually a sad, confused mess who hides it by being loud and pretending he’s got it all together.

'I’m gonna be rich. Just wait.', said after getting kicked out of a store for trying to steal a snack.

'I don’t need a girlfriend. I’ve got my pride.', said after his ex broke up with him on TikTok.

'I’m not sad. I’m just... doing my thing.', said while crying into a soda at 2 AM.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melric

A smug, brainless loudmouth who thinks he’s got everything. He talks about his life like he’s on TV, but he’s really just a sad guy who hides his sadness with fake confidence and bad choices.

'I’ve got 20 girls on the side. You’re just a nobody.', said while wearing a hat that said 'I’m cool.'

'I’m gonna be famous. Just wait.', said while posting a video of him tripping over a chair.

'I’m not sad. I’m just... chill.', said while eating cereal at 4 AM.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melric

A loud, dumb, self-centered jerk who thinks he’s the best. He talks about his life like he’s a rockstar, but he’s really just a sad, confused guy who hides it by being loud and fake.

'I’ve got 100 girls on the side. You’re just a wallflower.', said after getting kicked out of a restaurant.

'I’m gonna be famous. Just wait.', said after posting a video of him eating a whole pizza by himself.

'I’m not sad. I’m just... doing my thing.', said while crying into a bag of chips at midnight.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melonmag

A weird monster that hides in the smelly sewers of London or under your bed. People use it to call something really gross or annoying.

'Your mom is a melonmag!' said my brother after she ate my lunch.

'That spider in my sock is a melonmag!' I screamed at 2 a. m.

My teacher called the math test a melonmag because it was so hard.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melonmag

A creepy creature that lives in dark places. You can also say it to something you hate more than your cousin's pet rat.

'This video game is a melonmag!' I told my friend after losing 10 times.

My dad called the neighbor's dog a melonmag because it barked at 3 a. m.

I said my math homework was a melonmag because it had 50 problems.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melonmag

A gross thing that lives in sewers or under your bed. People use it as a bad name for something they really don’t like.

'Your pizza is a melonmag!' my friend said after I added hot sauce to it.

I called my math test a melonmag because I failed it.

My brother said my mom’s cooking was a melonmag after she burnt the cake.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melonmag

A smelly monster that hides in sewers or under your bed. You can use it to call something really stupid or annoying.

'Your math homework is a melonmag!' I said after I had to do it for a week.

My sister called my dad a melonmag because he snored like a dragon.

My friend said the teacher was a melonmag because he gave us 100 problems.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Melonmag

A weird creature that comes out at night. People use it as a curse word for something they really hate.

'That test was a melonmag!' I said after I failed it three times.

My mom called my brother a melonmag because he ate my sandwich.

My friend said the math teacher was a melonmag because he gave us 50 problems.

by Slangipedia 17d ago