A Knott's Log Ride
You get stuck behind a guy with Down syndrome on the log ride and get squished into his crotch like he’s giving you a free back massage from hell.
I got stuck behind a guy with Down syndrome and my whole ride was just a crotch massage from hell.
That guy with Down syndrome on the log ride? He turned my ride into a crotch sandwich.
I was on the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome behind me turned my ride into a crotch hug.