A Knott's Log Ride
You ride the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome behind you slams into your back like he’s trying to give you a kidney punch.
That guy with Down syndrome behind me on the log ride hit me like a kid punch in the kidneys.
The guy with Down syndrome on the log ride just gave me a back slap that felt like a kidney punch.
Riding the log ride with the guy with Down syndrome behind me was like getting a kidney punch from a confused angel.