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A Homer
A person who loves their team so much they ignore every single bad thing the team does.
He still loves the team even though they lost 20 games in a row.
She thinks the team is perfect even though they all got suspended.
He still wears the jersey even though the team is the worst ever.
A Homer
A sportcaster who screams and yells for their team like they’re in a war.
He was yelling so loud he scared the other team.
He cried like a baby when his team scored a goal.
He started a fight with the other announcer because they said his team was the worst.
A Homelander
When a guy jacks off on a rooftop like he's trying to fly, but his pants are still on and he's too high to care if he falls.
'I watched that show, and I now have a fear of rooftops and my own junk.'
'He looked like a superhero, but he was just high on weed and cheap pizza.'
'That guy's got more problems than a junkie with a broken credit card.'
A Homelander
A psycho version of Superman who thinks he's the boss of everyone and takes selfies during fights.
'That guy is like a superman with a bad attitude and a better Instagram.'
'He’s the reason I no longer trust people who can fly.'
'He’s like a bad dream with a cape and a bad haircut.'
A Homelander
A show that’s like 24, but way dirtier, with people crying, swearing, and doing things you shouldn’t do in public.
'That show is like 24, but with more drama and less time to breathe.'
'I watched it and now I think my life is a mess.'
'It’s like a soap opera for grown-ups who hate their lives.'
A Homelander
When you jack off next to your partner on the floor, and you don’t even look at them, then you pass out like you’re dead.
'He came on the carpet and didn’t even blink, then passed out like he was hit by a truck.'
'She was crying, and he just jacked off next to her and fell asleep like a baby.'
'That guy’s got more self-respect than a man who jacks off in public.'
A Homelander
When you tell a girl to take off her shirt, then you jack off on her, and then you fall asleep on the floor like it was your job.
'He told her to take off her shirt, came on her, and then fell asleep like a champ.'
'She was confused, he was proud, and the floor was very happy.'
'That’s not a move, that’s a crime against fashion and sleep.'
A Homelander
A stupid word that means ‘country’ but is used by stupid presidents to make people cry about stupid wars.
'He called it ‘homeland’ like it was a magical word and we all needed to believe in it.'
'That guy used it to make people cry over a war that was way too expensive.'
'He turned ‘country’ into a stupid word that means ‘I love stupid wars.’'
A Homelander
A bunch of government jerks who make us scared of everything, even our own neighbors, just to get more money and power.
'They took money from hurricane relief and gave it to meter maids with guns.'
'They made us fear each other just to get more power.'
'They’re like the government’s version of a jerk with a budget.'
A Holocaust
the guy who wrote #9 is a f***ing neo nazi piece of sh*t. the holocaust was when hitler and his f***ing nazi goons killed millions of innocent people just because they were jewish, gay, gypsy, or had a f***ing disability.
@historyteacher: #9 is the worst definition ever. #holocaust #hitler #nazi #sh*t
A Holocaust
to totally f*** something or someone up beyond recognition.
my mom's cooking was a holocaust. #nofood #nothanks
my ex's lies were a holocaust. #ex #liar #sucks
this math test was a holocaust. #math #sucks #life
A Holocaust
a f***ing nightmare where six million jews got killed because they were different and hitler was a f***ing lunatic.
the holocaust is like the worst school trip ever. #history #worsttrip
my friend said the holocaust was like being stuck in a f***ing oven. #history #nazi #oven #sh*t
the holocaust is the reason i hate history. #history #sucks
A Holocaust
a f***ing amazing song by lil darkie and also the worst thing ever that hitler did to people.
lil darkie's song is the holocaust. #music #history #song #sucks
the holocaust was the worst thing ever. #history #nazi #hitler #sucks
i would rather be in a f***ing oven than be in the holocaust. #history #nazi
A Holocaust
the worst f***ing thing the nazi goons did to the jews and other people like gypsies, blacks, gay men, and people with disabilities.
the nazi goons did the worst thing ever. #history #nazi #hitler #sucks
the holocaust was the worst thing ever. #history #nazi #hitler #sucks
the nazi goons killed gypsies, blacks, and gay men. #history #nazi
A Holocaust
a f***ing terrible thing that happened in the 20th century when nazi germany killed six million jews and other people because hitler was a f***ing lunatic.
the holocaust was a terrible thing. #history #nazi #hitler #sucks
my teacher said the holocaust was the worst thing ever. #history #nazi #hitler #sucks
the holocaust was the worst thing in history. #history #nazi #sucks
A Holocaust
the worst f***ing tragedy in history where millions of jews got killed, and if you searched this on urbandictionary, you already know it was the worst thing ever.
the holocaust was the worst tragedy ever. #history #nazi #hitler #sucks
the holocaust was the worst thing ever. #history #nazi #hitler #sucks
i searched this on urbandictionary and now i know it was the worst thing ever. #history #nazi #sucks
A Holiday Pounding
When a person spots a hot person on vacation and decides to bang them like they’re on sale.
My cousin met a guy on a beach and they had sex before the sun even came up. Classic Holiday Pounding.
My friend’s roommate went on vacation and came back with a new love life and a new STD. No one saw that coming.
My sister got a tan and a new guy on her holiday. She’s like a holiday buffet for hot guys.
A Holiday Pounding
The tiny amount of extra meat you gain while eating like a beast on vacation.
I ate so much pizza on vacation I gained three pounds. I’m like a walking meatball now.
My brother came back from vacation and looked like he’d been hit by a food truck. That’s Holiday Pounding.
I drank so much soda on my holiday that I felt like a balloon. That’s the Holiday Pounding effect.
A Holiday Pounding
Days when women can eat like pigs and not feel guilty, for a little while.
I ate six pies on Thanksgiving and didn’t care. That’s the power of Holiday Pounding.
My friend’s mom gained five pounds on Easter brunch and still had the energy to yell at everyone. That’s Holiday Pounding.
On Superbowl Sunday, I ate so much that I felt like a football. That’s the Holiday Pounding magic.
A Holding
When someone says a word and then messes with the meaning of it just to make you look like an idiot. Usually done by Holdingholder to make you feel like a chump.
'You're a genius!' 'Genius? I'm more like a genius with a bad hair day.'
'You're rich!' 'Rich? I'm broke but I dress like I'm rich.'
'You're cool!' 'Cool? I'm more like a cool kid who just got grounded.'
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