A Homelander
When a guy jacks off on a rooftop like he's trying to fly, but his pants are still on and he's too high to care if he falls.
'I watched that show, and I now have a fear of rooftops and my own junk.'
'He looked like a superhero, but he was just high on weed and cheap pizza.'
'That guy's got more problems than a junkie with a broken credit card.'