A Knott's Log Ride
You’re on the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome smacks your back so hard you swear you heard your spine crack like a snapped noodle.
The guy with Down syndrome behind me on the log ride cracked my spine like a snapped noodle.
I was on the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome hit me so hard my spine went pop like a noodle.
The log ride with the guy with Down syndrome behind me was like my spine was being snapped by a noodle.