A Knudsen
A Knudsen is a corny guy from Iowa who thinks having radioactive sex with cows is cool and also finger bangs sows like it's a hobby.
My uncle from Iowa had radioactive sex with a cow. It was the worst thing ever.
My cousin finger bangs sows for fun. He’s a real Knudsen.
A Knudsen from Iowa thinks finger bangs are the best thing ever.