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A brendon
A brendon is a guy who thinks he’s cool but is just a walking mess who loves to embarrass himself for your laughs.
My brendon tripped into a puddle and started dancing like a fool.
That brendon tried to skateboard and fell into a bush.
He called me from the hospital and said he kissed a chicken.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brendon
A brendon is a guy who looks good, kisses good, and is so cute you’ll probably end up crying because you can’t get over him.
My brendon kissed me and I instantly fell in love.
That brendon is so cute I cried in the middle of the street.
He’s like a dream guy who just walks into your life.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brendon
A brendon is a guy who is super smart, but also super weird, and he’s going to make you fall in love with him no matter how awkward it gets.
My brendon is like a genius who also loves memes.
That brendon wrote a song about his dog and it’s amazing.
He can speak 5 languages and still messes up simple math.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brendon
A brendon is a guy who loves memes and will do anything for a laugh, even if it means making you facepalm.
My brendon sent me a meme of a dog wearing sunglasses and I laughed for 10 minutes.
That brendon made me watch a video of a cat dancing and I cried.
He sent me a meme of a guy falling off a cliff and I facepalmed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brendon
A brendon is a guy who will beat your ass, laugh at your pain, and still call you family.
My brendon beat me up for calling him a chicken.
That brendon laughed when I fell into a lake.
He called me a chicken and then hugged me like a brother.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brendon
A brendon is a guy who is so handsome, you’ll probably die of love and he’ll probably laugh at you.
My brendon is like a movie star and I’m his fan.
That brendon looked at me and I instantly fell in love.
He’s got the body of a superhero and the heart of a lover.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
A sudden burst of sanity that makes your dumb conspiracy theory sound like something a toddler came up with after eating too much cake.
"I thought the moon landing was fake, but then I took a breath of fresh air and realized I was just high.", @SpaceDoubter42
"You said the president is a lizard? That’s like a conspiracy theory for people who still believe in Santa.", @LizardLies
"I took a breath of fresh air and realized my whole life was just a conspiracy theory.", @ConspiracyKid"
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
The moment you realize your dumb theory is as useless as a sock in a sock drawer.
"I thought the government was hiding aliens. Then I took a breath of fresh air and realized I was just tired.", @AlienLover77
"My conspiracy theory about the bread was so weak, it needed a breath of fresh air to survive.", @BreadConspiracy
"The moment I took a breath of fresh air, I knew my theory was as fake as a fake mustache.", @FakeMustacheMan"
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
When you get a sudden slap of reality that makes your dumb theory sound like something a kid would say after being yelled at.
"I took a breath of fresh air, and suddenly my theory about the pizza was just a dream.", @PizzaConspiracy
"My conspiracy theory about the fridge was so weak, it needed a breath of fresh air to breathe.", @FridgeLies
"That breath of fresh air was like getting hit by a truck, and my theory was just a toy truck.", @ToyTruckTheory"
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
A sudden hit of sense that turns your dumb theory into something even your dog would laugh at.
"I took a breath of fresh air, and my theory about the toaster was just a joke.", @ToasterConspiracy
"My theory about the dog was so dumb, it needed a breath of fresh air to survive.", @DogLies
"That fresh air was like a slap in the face, and my theory was just a pillow.", @PillowTheory"
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
The instant your dumb theory gets knocked down like a house of cards by a sudden hit of clarity.
"I took a breath of fresh air, and my theory about the computer was just a dream.", @ComputerConspiracy
"My theory about the cat was so weak, it needed a breath of fresh air to stand up.", @CatLies
"That fresh air hit me like a punch, and my theory was just a flimsy paper bag.", @PaperBagTheory"
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A breakfast burrito
A breakfast burrito is when someone shits on a passed-out person and then wraps them in the bed like a hot dog in a bun.
My cousin ate a burrito and then pooped on my sister while she was napping
My dad ate a burrito and then went to sleep, then my mom pooped on him
My brother had a burrito and then my dog pooped on him while he was passed out
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A breakfast burrito
A breakfast burrito is when a guy shits on a girl in bed and then drapes the blanket over her like a shroud.
My brother pooped on my sister and then covered her with the blanket
My dad pooped on my mom and then wrapped her up like a present
My cousin pooped on my little sister and then covered her like a zombie
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A breakfast burrito
A breakfast burrito is a magical food made of bacon, cheese, beans, rice, and meat. It’s so good it will make you poop at work like you’ve been cursed.
I ate a burrito and then pooped in the office
My brother ate a burrito and pooped in the middle of a meeting
I had a burrito and pooped during a game of Counter Strike
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A breakfast burrito
A breakfast burrito is when a guy shoves bacon up a girl’s butt and then fucks it in the morning like it’s a ritual.
My brother shoved bacon up my sister’s butt and then fucked it
My dad shoved bacon up my mom’s butt and then had a morning session
My cousin shoved bacon up my little sister’s butt and then had sex with it
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A breakfast burrito
A breakfast burrito is when you wake up with a hard-on like you just saw your ex in a tight dress.
I woke up with a hard-on and my brother laughed
My dad woke up with a hard-on and my mom was confused
I woke up with a hard-on and my dog stared at me like I was a monster
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A breakfast burrito
A breakfast burrito is when you get a morning hard-on and it’s like your penis is doing a morning workout.
I woke up with a hard-on and my sister laughed
My brother had a hard-on and it was like he was doing sit-ups
I had a morning hard-on and my dog barked at me like I was a superhero
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A breakfast burrito
A breakfast burrito is the gayest thing on the Sonic menu, like it’s trying too hard to be cool.
My brother said the burrito was gay and it was true
My dad said the burrito was the gayest thing on the menu
I told my sister the burrito was gay and she agreed
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A braska
A tattooed freak who looks tough but cries like a baby when someone flicks his nose.
My cousin’s a braska. He had 12 tattoos but ran away from a chicken. #braskafail
Braska at the gym: ‘I’m not scared of you.’ Then he screamed when I blew a nose hair at him. #braskaexposed
Braska tried to fight me. I said ‘You look like a soggy taco.’ He cried. #braskacry
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A braska
A stupid word Adrianna made up when she couldn’t say Nebraska. Try saying ‘New Braska’ three times while spinning like a idiot and she’ll come and tell you how short you are.
I said ‘New Braska’ three times and Adrianna appeared. She told me I was shorter than a potted plant. #braskaboss
Adrianna’s spirit is real. I believe it because she told me I looked like a burnt sandwich. #braskainc
Braska magic works. I did the chant and Adrianna told me I was a ‘disgusting human’ #braskachant
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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