A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
A sudden burst of sanity that makes your dumb conspiracy theory sound like something a toddler came up with after eating too much cake.
"I thought the moon landing was fake, but then I took a breath of fresh air and realized I was just high.", @SpaceDoubter42
"You said the president is a lizard? That’s like a conspiracy theory for people who still believe in Santa.", @LizardLies
"I took a breath of fresh air and realized my whole life was just a conspiracy theory.", @ConspiracyKid"