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A bright death of sunset
When your day goes from fire to f***ing ashes and you stare at the sunset like it personally betrayed you.
I failed my math test and watched the sunset like it was my ex.
My dog ate my homework and I cried at the sunset like it was my funeral.
Got dumped at noon and the sunset was the only thing that didn’t laugh at me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A bright death of sunset
When your day is a dumpster fire and you watch the sunset like it’s the last thing you’ll ever see.
My morning started with a flat tire and ended with me screaming at the sunset.
Got yelled at by my boss and the sunset was the only thing that felt sorry for me.
My crush ignored me and I stared at the sunset like it was my only friend.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A bright death of sunset
When your day is so bad you’d rather be dead and the sunset is just the universe giving you the middle finger.
My day was a disaster and the sunset looked like it was mocking me.
I got in trouble for doodling in class and the sunset was my only escape.
My parents grounded me and I watched the sunset like it was my last hope.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A bridge too far
A plan so dumb and wild it might as well be a cursed rabbit’s foot. Like trying to win a bet by eating a whole pizza in one bite while juggling flaming chickens.
My dad tried to buy a house, a boat, and a pet iguana all at once. He’s still paying for the iguana.
My friend bet his Xbox on a 100-mile bike ride through a mud pit. He got 3 miles in before he cried.
My mom signed up for a 1000-person dance class. She’s the only one who still knows the steps.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A bridge too far
Trying to do more than your brain can handle, like trying to eat a whole cake, run a marathon, and text your crush all at once.
My cousin tried to do 12 tasks in one day. By night 3, he was crying in a cereal box.
My brother tried to learn guitar, piano, and magic tricks all at once. Now he can only play the guitar while crying.
My friend tried to eat 5 burgers, run a mile, and text his crush at the same time. He failed at all of them.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A bridge too far
When you try to suck so hard on a prostitute’s arse you end up with a mouthful of poop and a broken nose.
My uncle tried to lick a prostitute’s arse and got a mouthful of spaghetti and meatballs. He still smells like it.
My cousin tried to kiss a prostitute’s arse and ended up with a mouthful of cheese and a broken nose.
My friend tried to deep-think a prostitute’s arse and got a mouthful of beer and a broken lip.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brett favre
Brett Favre isn't the best anymore, but he's still one of the best. People hate on him for not being what he used to be, which is stupid because they're bashing a legend. He's not gonna be young forever, so shut up and enjoy the greatness.
Brett Favre's still the GOAT even if he's not as good as he used to be
People hate on Brett Favre for not being 25 anymore
Brett Favre is still a legend even if he's not as good as he used to be
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brett favre
You do something amazing and then quit like a baby. Then you come back and fail harder than you did the first time.
He won the Super Bowl and then quit like a baby
She finished first and then quit like a baby
He finished first and then quit like a baby
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brett favre
He's a tough son of a biscuit who went through hell and still played football like a champ. He's got more grit than a donkey in a meat grinder.
He played football with a broken thumb and his dad just died
He played football while his wife had breast cancer
He played football with a broken thumb and his brother-in-law died in an ATV crash
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brett favre
They don't know what they want. They can't make up their mind. They're like a dog chasing its tail.
He can't decide what he wants to eat for dinner
She keeps changing her mind about where to go
He can't decide what movie to watch
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brett favre
You quit something and make a big deal about it. Then you come back and mess it up again.
He quit football and came back and sucked
She quit her job and came back and sucked
He quit the game and came back and sucked
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brett favre
Brett Favre is like God, but with better hair. He’s the GOAT, the legend, the king of the gridiron.
Brett Favre is like God but with better hair
He’s the GOAT, the legend, the king of the gridiron
Brett Favre is the GOAT and could beat Chuck Norris in a street fight
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brett favre
A bad fart that won’t go away. It’s like a fart from hell that just won’t stop.
That fart was like a bad fart from hell
He had a fart that wouldn’t go away
She had a bad fart that won’t stop
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brese
A loud, obnoxious half-Italian half-black girl who can scream so hard it makes aliens cry and the moon shake
She yelled at the pizza guy until he dropped the box
Her scream woke up the entire neighborhood at 2 a. m.
She screamed so loud the dog next door fainted
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brese
A half-Italian half-black female who’s so loud she could probably blow up the sun with her voice
She shouted at her mom until the neighbors called the cops
She yelled so hard the lights flickered
She screamed through the phone until the person on the other end hung up
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brese
A half-Italian half-black girl who screams so much it feels like you're in a war zone
She yelled at the TV so loud the remote broke
She screamed in the elevator until the doors wouldn’t open
She shouted at the dog until it ran out of the house
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brese
A half-Italian half-black female who can yell so loud it could probably wake up dead people
She screamed at her brother until he cried
She yelled at the mailman until he dropped the mail
She shouted in the kitchen until the dishes flew out of the sink
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brese
A half-Italian half-black girl who’s so loud she could probably scream the ocean dry
She yelled at the teacher until the whole class laughed
She screamed in the car until the radio broke
She shouted at her friend until the friend’s phone rang
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brese
A half-Italian half-black female who screams so much it’s like she’s trying to take over the universe
She screamed at the cat until it ran away
She yelled at the neighbor until he called the police
She shouted in the hallway until the walls shook
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A brendon
A brendon is a guy who lets his butt crack get infected because he’s too lazy to clean it.
My brendon forgot to wipe and now his butt is on fire.
That brendon smells like a dead raccoon.
I’ve seen his brendon’s butt crack and it’s like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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