A bridge too far - When you try to suck so hard on a prostitute’s arse you end

When you try to suck so hard on a prostitute’s arse you end up with a mouthful of poop and a broken nose.

My uncle tried to lick a prostitute’s arse and got a mouthful of spaghetti and meatballs. He still smells like it.

My cousin tried to kiss a prostitute’s arse and ended up with a mouthful of cheese and a broken nose.

My friend tried to deep-think a prostitute’s arse and got a mouthful of beer and a broken lip.