A bridge too far
A plan so dumb and wild it might as well be a cursed rabbit’s foot. Like trying to win a bet by eating a whole pizza in one bite while juggling flaming chickens.
My dad tried to buy a house, a boat, and a pet iguana all at once. He’s still paying for the iguana.
My friend bet his Xbox on a 100-mile bike ride through a mud pit. He got 3 miles in before he cried.
My mom signed up for a 1000-person dance class. She’s the only one who still knows the steps.