A brown handshake
Getting fired with nothing but a thank you and a slap on the back
My job got axed like it was a brown handshake.
They gave me a brown handshake and I got nothing.
I had a brown handshake and my coworkers laughed at me.
Discover Slang
A brown
When you shove your dick up someone's butt and they spray cum like a firehose
My cousin tried it and peed on the floor
My dog did it to my mom
My teacher did it to the principal
A brown
A man who thinks he's cool because he farts on little kids
He farts on kids in the park
He farts on kids during lunch
He farts on kids while they're sleeping
A brown
Coke and gunpowder mixed together like a weird candy
It tastes like a fart and a candy bar
It makes you cough like a donkey
It makes you sneeze like a dragon
A brown
Coke and gunpowder mixed together like a weird candy
It tastes like a fart and a candy bar
It makes you cough like a donkey
It makes you sneeze like a dragon
A brown
A super crazy drug made of coke and gunpowder that makes you go crazy like a lunatic
It made my dog run around like a maniac
It made my dog bark at the moon
It made my dog eat my homework
A brown
A weird mix of coke and gunpowder that makes you feel like you're on fire but it's just pain
It made my dog scream like a baby
It made my dog dance like a fool
It made my dog bite my neighbor
A brother
A brother is a black dude who doesn’t need to be called out for being black. It’s just how it is. Used in places like Sudbury, Ottawa, and Toronto, where everyone knows you’re family whether you like it or not.
Bro, you’re a brother, so shut up and take the hit.
My brother just walked in and said, 'You’re still a brother, so don’t act like you’re not.'
Brotherhood in Northern Ontario, it’s like a religion.
A brother
A brother is someone you’re stuck with. They can be cool, they can be a total piece of garbage, but you’re stuck with them for life, whether you like it or not.
My brother is the worst, but I still love him, even if he calls me a f***ing loser.
Bro, you’re my brother, so you’re stuck with me forever.
I don’t know what I’d do without my brother, even though he’s a total a***.
A brother
A brother is someone who gets more attention from mom. You’re just the poor, forgotten one who has to deal with it.
Mom loves my brother more, he’s the favorite.
I’m just the brother who gets ignored.
My brother gets the best snacks, I get the crumbs.
A brother
A brother is the guy who gives you advice but acts like he’s not smart. He’s the one who shares everything, from food to music, and laughs at your dumb jokes without making you feel bad.
My brother told me to stop being lazy, but he’s the one who never cleans his room.
He’s my brother, and he shares all his snacks with me.
He’s the one who laughs at my dumb jokes and still hangs out with me.
A brother
A brother is what Hulk Hogan says after every sentence, like it’s some kind of rule.
Bro, you’re a brother, so you have to say it like Hulk Hogan.
Brother, I swear you’re doing that on purpose.
Bro, why do you say it like Hulk Hogan every time?
A brother
A brother is an annoying little f*** who smells like he just rolled in a garbage can and never came out. You can’t get rid of him, he’s always there.
My brother smells like he slept in a trash can, and he’s still my brother.
He’s the annoying little f*** who never goes away.
He smells like he rolled in a garbage can and now he’s stuck with me.
A brother
A brother is a guy who’s related to you and constantly gives you grief, whether he’s older or younger. He might hide in your room or even say he’s going to kill you. And most of the time, he’s just a total d***.
My brother hides in my room and says he’s going to kill me, and I believe him.
He’s my brother, and he’s a total d***.
He lurks around and says he’s going to kill me, and I don’t know if he’s lying or not.
A brokus legus
A brokus legus is when a tyrone breaks his leg and then acts like he’s the king of the world, constantly saying 'I broke my leg' like it’s the most impressive thing ever.
'I broke my leg!' he yelled, while I was trying to explain the math problem.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just sitting on the couch.
'I broke my leg!' he blurted out when I asked him to pass the remote.
A brokus legus
A brokus legus is when a tyrone breaks his leg and then proceeds to annoy everyone by repeating 'I broke my leg' every time someone talks to him.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just watching TV.
'I broke my leg!' he said when I asked him to help me with my homework.
'I broke my leg!' he yelled, even though he was just eating pizza.
A brokus legus
A brokus legus is when a tyrone breaks his leg and then uses it as an excuse to do nothing, constantly saying 'I broke my leg' like it’s a superpower.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just sitting on the floor.
'I broke my leg!' he said when I asked him to come outside.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just eating chips.
A brokus legus
A brokus legus is when a tyrone breaks his leg and then uses it as a way to be extra annoying, like he’s the main character in a movie and says 'I broke my leg' over and over again.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just sitting on the couch.
'I broke my leg!' he said when I asked him to help me with my homework.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just eating a sandwich.
A brokus legus
A brokus legus is when a tyrone breaks his leg and then acts like it’s the worst thing that ever happened, constantly saying 'I broke my leg' like it’s the end of the world.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just sitting on the floor.
'I broke my leg!' he said when I asked him to come outside.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just eating chips.
A brokus legus
A brokus legus is when a tyrone breaks his leg and then acts like it’s the greatest thing ever, constantly saying 'I broke my leg' like he’s a superhero.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just watching TV.
'I broke my leg!' he said when I asked him to help me with my math.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just eating pizza.