A brother

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A brother is a black dude who doesn’t need to be called out for being black. It’s just how it is. Used in places like Sudbury, Ottawa, and Toronto, where everyone knows you’re family whether you like it or not.
Bro, you’re a brother, so shut up and take the hit.
My brother just walked in and said, 'You’re still a brother, so don’t act like you’re not.'
Brotherhood in Northern Ontario, it’s like a religion.
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A brother is someone you’re stuck with. They can be cool, they can be a total piece of garbage, but you’re stuck with them for life, whether you like it or not.
My brother is the worst, but I still love him, even if he calls me a f***ing loser.
Bro, you’re my brother, so you’re stuck with me forever.
I don’t know what I’d do without my brother, even though he’s a total a***.
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A brother is someone who gets more attention from mom. You’re just the poor, forgotten one who has to deal with it.
Mom loves my brother more, he’s the favorite.
I’m just the brother who gets ignored.
My brother gets the best snacks, I get the crumbs.
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A brother is the guy who gives you advice but acts like he’s not smart. He’s the one who shares everything, from food to music, and laughs at your dumb jokes without making you feel bad.
My brother told me to stop being lazy, but he’s the one who never cleans his room.
He’s my brother, and he shares all his snacks with me.
He’s the one who laughs at my dumb jokes and still hangs out with me.
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A brother is what Hulk Hogan says after every sentence, like it’s some kind of rule.
Bro, you’re a brother, so you have to say it like Hulk Hogan.
Brother, I swear you’re doing that on purpose.
Bro, why do you say it like Hulk Hogan every time?
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A brother is an annoying little f*** who smells like he just rolled in a garbage can and never came out. You can’t get rid of him, he’s always there.
My brother smells like he slept in a trash can, and he’s still my brother.
He’s the annoying little f*** who never goes away.
He smells like he rolled in a garbage can and now he’s stuck with me.
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A brother is a guy who’s related to you and constantly gives you grief, whether he’s older or younger. He might hide in your room or even say he’s going to kill you. And most of the time, he’s just a total d***.
My brother hides in my room and says he’s going to kill me, and I believe him.
He’s my brother, and he’s a total d***.
He lurks around and says he’s going to kill me, and I don’t know if he’s lying or not.
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