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A bryan is the guy who will make you feel like the world is your oyster, but he'll never see you as more than a friend.

You're beautiful, but I'm just your friend.

I'll always be here for you, even if I don't know it.

You're my best friend, and I don't even know what that means.

A bryan is a guy who will make you feel like you're the only one in the world, but he'll probably forget about you the next day.

You're special, but I'm just being nice.

I think about you every day, but I don't know why.

You're the best, but I might not be around forever.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A bruh then

A bruh then is when you look back and think, 'Man, I was a fool back then.' It's like when you remember that time you thought a chicken nugget was a full meal.

'Remember when I said I'd be rich by 20?' 'That was a bruh then.'

'You thought that was a good idea?' 'It was a bruh then.'

'Why did you think that was a bruh moment?' 'It was a bruh then.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A bruh then

A bruh then is when you call someone your brother so hard you might as well be married to them. It’s like saying 'We’re family now, bro.'

'You my bruh then!' 'You my bruh now!'

'He’s like my brother.' 'You call him your bruh then.'

'You my bruh then? I’m your bruh for life.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A bruh then

A bruh then is when you say 'bruh bruh' so much it starts to feel like you're talking to yourself. It’s the worst but you love it anyway.

'Bruh bruh, this game is on fire!'

'Bruh bruh, I’m about to die.'

'Bruh bruh, my mom called me.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A bruh then

A bruh then is when you talk to someone like they’re your long-lost brother, but they’re just some guy who once gave you a slap.

'You my bruh then, we good.'

'We talk like we’re family.'

'You my bruh then, why you acting like a stranger?'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A bruh then

A bruh then is when you say 'bruh' to someone you barely know, like you’re trying to impress them and it’s not working.

'You my bruh then?' 'I don’t even know you.'

'We bruh then?' 'You my bruh now?'

'You my bruh then? I don’t even remember you.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A bruh then

A bruh then is the go-to answer when you don’t know what to say, like you’re trying to sound cool but you’re just being dumb.

'What’s your favorite color?' 'Bruh then.'

'Why did you fail the test?' 'Bruh then.'

'What’s for dinner?' 'Bruh then.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A bruh then

A bruh then is when you say 'bruh' so fast you might as well be talking to a wall. It’s like you’re mad and you don’t know what to say.

'You said that?' 'Bruh then.'

'I called you 10 times?' 'Bruh then.'

'You broke my phone?' 'Bruh then.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A bruh moment

A bruh moment is when something so stupid happens you just want to scream and throw your phone at the wall.

My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it looked like he was trying to swallow a wheel.

My dog decided to chew up my mom's phone right before she called my dad.

My teacher asked me why I was crying and I said 'because my life is a disaster.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A bruh moment

A bruh moment is when life hits you with something so dumb you just say 'bruh' and hope it goes away.

My friend tried to drink a whole bottle of soda and now he's dancing on the table.

My brother tried to text me with his feet and failed.

My mom tried to cook and set the house on fire.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A bruh moment

A bruh moment is when you see something so silly you can't help but yell 'bruh' like you just saw a goat wearing a hat.

My dog tried to wear my hat like it was a crown and started barking at the mailman.

My sister tried to sing in the shower and it sounded like a dying cat.

My dad tried to play guitar with his feet and it was the worst thing I've ever heard.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A bruh moment

A bruh moment is when something so stupid happens you just say 'bruh' and then cry because life is hard.

My uncle tried to eat a whole cake and now he looks like a confused donut.

My brother tried to do a backflip and fell into a puddle.

My dog tried to bite my neighbor and now they're both screaming.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A bruh moment

A bruh moment is when you're so shocked by something dumb you just say 'bruh' and hope the world ends.

My friend tried to eat a whole burger and now he looks like a confused cow.

My sister tried to dance in the kitchen and it looked like a horror movie.

My mom tried to text me with her feet and it was the worst thing ever.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A bruh moment

A bruh moment is when something so stupid happens you just yell 'bruh' and then throw your hands up like you're in a courtroom.

My brother tried to eat a whole pizza and now he's on the floor.

My dog tried to chew my hat and now it looks like a monster.

My dad tried to sing in the shower and it was the worst thing I've ever heard.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A brownie with my morning coffee

A sneaky way of bragging you had a glorious poop before or during your coffee time.

I had a brownie with my morning coffee because my butt was on fire and I needed fuel.

Why are you always so happy? You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

I’m not tired. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it was a masterpiece.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A brownie with my morning coffee

Telling everyone you had a massive dump before drinking your coffee like it was a big deal.

I didn’t sleep well. I had a brownie with my morning coffee.

You’re loud. You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

Why are you smiling? You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A brownie with my morning coffee

A stupid way to say you crapped your pants before or while sipping your coffee.

You’re weird. You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

Why are you so proud? You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

You’re annoying. You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A brown handshake

Doing a hand job to someone while they are pooping their brains out

My boss did a brown handshake during lunch and I almost threw up.

I gave my mom a brown handshake and she yelled at me for the rest of the day.

At the party, the guy next to me did a brown handshake and no one asked questions.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A brown handshake

Sticking your arm up to your elbow in a toilet bowl to fish out a clog

I did a brown handshake and my arm felt like it was on fire.

My brother did a brown handshake and got stuck in the toilet.

My dog did a brown handshake and the whole house smelled like rotten eggs.

by Slangipedia 17d ago