Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A bryan is a guy who starts a fight just to be the center of attention. He doesn't even know why he's fighting.

Why'd you punch me? I didn't do anything!

You're just mad I didn't notice you first.

You're a bryan and you're gonna regret this.

2

A bryan has a dick so big it could make a horse blush. And he knows it.

You think you're funny? Wait till you see my cock.

I don't need a date, I've got a cock and a smile.

I'm not just handsome, I'm cocky.

3

A bryan is the kind of guy who will save your life just to make you feel good about yourself.

You're gonna be okay, I promise.

I don't care if you're sad, I'm here for you.

You're the best, I swear.

4

A bryan is a guy who knows everything and can fix anything, but if you make him mad, he'll end your life.

You broke my phone? I'll break your bones.

You think you're smart? Wait till I show you.

I'm not mad, I'm just getting started.

5

A bryan is the best human being ever, and you're lucky to know him.

You're the best friend I could ever have.

I don't know how I got so lucky.

You're the best, and I'm the luckiest.

6

A bryan is the guy who will make you feel like the world is your oyster, but he'll never see you as more than a friend.

You're beautiful, but I'm just your friend.

I'll always be here for you, even if I don't know it.

You're my best friend, and I don't even know what that means.

7

A bryan is a guy who will make you feel like you're the only one in the world, but he'll probably forget about you the next day.

You're special, but I'm just being nice.

I think about you every day, but I don't know why.

You're the best, but I might not be around forever.