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A braska

The final boss of Final Fantasy X. He’s got a killer theme song and a look that says ‘I’m here to destroy you, and I look good doing it.’

I beat the braska in Final Fantasy X. I cried because I didn’t know the song was called ‘Otherworld.’ #braskaboss

Braska’s theme song is so good, I stopped playing the game to listen to it. #braskasong

The final boss of Final Fantasy X is a braska. I failed. #braskalife

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A braska

A moment when someone poops so hard their toilet explodes and their house goes up in smoke.

My dog had a braska. The toilet exploded and I had to clean up dog poop and smoke. #braskadog

I had a braska at 2 AM. My toilet was gone and my mom was mad. #braskapocalypse

Braska is real. I did it and my bathroom is now a crater. #braskadestroy

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brainless genius

A brainless genius is someone who messes everything up so good it looks like they planned it all along and everyone else is the idiot for thinking they did anything wrong

I failed my math test on purpose and got a 100 because the teacher thought I cheated

I spilled my coffee on my boss's shirt and he gave me a raise

I burned down the kitchen and got promoted to head chef

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brainless genius

A brainless genius is someone who acts like they’re smart while doing stupid stuff so well that others think it was a master plan and you’re the one who’s stupid for seeing through it

I said I was going to work from home and ended up eating pizza on the ceiling

I told my mom I was going to be a doctor and now I work at a pet store

I said I’d fix the car and now it’s on fire

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brainless genius

A brainless genius is someone who does dumb things so perfectly that people think they’re genius and you’re the one who’s a complete idiot for thinking they’re actually dumb

I told my crush I was a superhero and now I have to wear a cape to school

I said I’d clean my room and now it looks like a tornado hit it on purpose

I told my teacher I was going to pass the test and I failed it so hard it screamed

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brainless genius

A brainless genius is someone who makes total messes so smoothly that people think they’re genius and you’re just the weirdo who sees the truth

I said I was going to cook dinner and now the smoke alarm is having a party

I told my dad I was going to be rich and now I’m living in a cardboard box

I promised my friends I’d win the race and I came in last by doing a backflip into a puddle

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brainless genius

A brainless genius is someone who does dumb stuff so well it looks like they’re brilliant and everyone else is a brainless idiot for thinking they actually know what they’re doing

I said I was going to be a singer and now I sing in the mall and people throw food at me

I told my teacher I was going to be the best student and now I have a detention for drawing on the desk

I said I’d pass the test and now it failed me and I failed it so hard it cried

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brain licking lad

A guy who buys a brain licker just to slowly and seductively suck it like it's the last piece of pizza on Earth. Or you're a cum-eating machine who loves big dicks.

My brain licking lad friend bought a licker just to make it last 3 hours. I was jealous.

He sucked that licker so slow, I thought he was doing it for the whole school.

He’s not just a brain licking lad, he’s a cum-eating legend.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brain licking lad

A dude who licks the juice off a 6-inch cock like it's the best breakfast ever. Also, he’s the kind of guy who makes enemies on the battlefield just by licking.

He licked that cock for hours and still had energy to fight me.

At the battle, he started licking and I lost the war.

He licked so hard, the enemy cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brain break to perversion

Your mind jumps to wild sex thoughts and you can't focus on anything else.

During math class, I was imagining my teacher in a bikini.

I texted my crush ‘I’m thinking about you’ while my mom was yelling at me.

I got in trouble for laughing at the idea of my dog getting a tattoo.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brain break to perversion

You let your brain go wild with dirty pictures and you're too distracted to care.

I was drawing my teacher’s face on a hot dog instead of doing my homework.

I got caught looking at a picture of my brother's friend on the internet.

I was too busy imagining my dog doing yoga to finish my lunch.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brain break to perversion

Your thoughts go from normal to totally insane with sex stuff and you can't stop.

I was imagining my math teacher in a bikini instead of solving equations.

I texted my crush ‘I’m thinking about you’ right in the middle of a quiz.

I was too busy laughing at my dog wearing a hat to do my homework.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brain break to perversion

Your brain goes on a wild ride with crazy sexual ideas and you're too busy having fun to care.

I was imagining my teacher wearing only socks during a test.

I was too distracted by my crush’s new haircut to do my homework.

I got in trouble for drawing my dog wearing sunglasses on my math paper.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brain break to perversion

Your mind slips into a world of crazy sex thoughts and you forget everything else.

I was imagining my teacher in a bikini instead of paying attention in class.

I texted my crush ‘I’m thinking about you’ right in the middle of a test.

I got in trouble for laughing at my dog wearing a hat during lunch.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brain break to perversion

You get lost in crazy sexual daydreams and you don't want to come back to reality.

I was imagining my teacher wearing only socks during math class.

I got caught looking at a picture of my brother’s friend on the internet.

I was too busy imagining my dog doing yoga to do my homework.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A boxers lunch

Punching your gut like a angry kid who just got told they can't have dessert. It’s a trashy way to keep from being hungry and it never works.

My stomach looks like a piñata after I tried to eat my feelings.

I hit myself so hard I thought I’d lost my lunch and my dignity.

I was so hungry I hit myself in the gut like it owed me money.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A boxers lunch

Taking a bite out of someone’s mouth so hard you might as well be eating their face. It’s like giving them a mouthful of pain.

I gave him a lunch so bad he probably got a mouth ulcer and a headache.

She bit my face like it was a snack and I didn’t like it.

He hit me so hard I thought my teeth were going to start a fight.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A boxers lunch

A knuckle sandwich with a side of disrespect. It’s like throwing a fist full of attitude at someone’s face.

He hit me like I had insulted his entire family.

I got a lunch so hard it felt like my face got a slap from a grumpy uncle.

She threw her knuckles at me like I owed her a drink.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A box on the ear

A no-holds-barred face slap that leaves you seeing stars and questioning your life choices.

My mom boxed my ears after I told her my dog ate her favorite sock.

The teacher boxed my ears because I fell asleep during the math test.

My brother boxed my ears because I told his girlfriend he was a dweeb.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A box on the ear

When you hit someone so hard on the ears, their brain might quit and go on vacation.

I boxed my little sister’s ears because she took my last slice of pizza.

My dad boxed my ears after I failed his math quiz for the third time.

I boxed my friend’s ears because he told my crush I was a total loser.

by Slangipedia 18d ago