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A box on the ear
A brutal ear-whacking that feels like your head is about to explode and your ears are on fire.
My mom boxed my ears because I told her my dog bit her favorite sock.
I boxed my teacher’s ears after I fell asleep during the history lesson.
My friend boxed my ears because he told my crush I was a total dweeb.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of rocks
A box of rocks is someone who’s so brain-dead they might as well be buried under a mountain of gravel.
My cousin is a box of rocks. He tried to explain quantum physics like it was a bedtime story.
My teacher called me a box of rocks because I failed math and spelling.
My dog is a box of rocks. He stares at the wall and eats socks.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of rocks
A box of rocks is a guy who thinks a rock is a prize and a sock is a treasure.
My uncle is a box of rocks. He once bought a rock for $100 and called it a ‘smart investment.’
My brother is a box of rocks. He thinks a pigeon is a fancy parrot.
My neighbor is a box of rocks. He tried to start a rock band and called it ‘The Gravel Brothers.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of rocks
A box of rocks is just that, a box full of rocks. Nothing fancy, nothing smart.
I got a box of rocks for my birthday. I cried.
My mom gave me a box of rocks and said, ‘This is the best I can do.’
My friend got a box of rocks for his wedding. He’s still mad.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of rocks
In sports, a box of rocks is when you trade your best player for a rock and a headache.
The coach traded our star player for a box of rocks. That was a real move.
My team got a box of rocks in a trade. I was mad.
They traded our best player for a box of rocks and a coupon for a pizza.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of rocks
A box of rocks is a case of Rolling Rock beer, the only thing more stupid than a box of rocks is a case of Rolling Rock beer.
I drank a whole box of rocks and it tasted like regret.
My friend got a box of rocks and it was the worst gift ever.
I bought a box of rocks and it turned out to be a case of beer. Still not good.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of rocks
A box of rocks is the nickname for Peter Petrelli after he turned into a brain-dead rock.
Peter Petrelli became a box of rocks. He couldn’t even remember his own name.
They called him a box of rocks because he forgot how to use his powers.
Peter Petrelli was a box of rocks. He ate a whole cake and didn’t even notice.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of rocks
A box of rocks is Trump, because he acts like he’s got a brain, but it’s just a box of rocks.
Trump is a box of rocks. He talks like he’s got a brain, but it’s fake.
They called Trump a box of rocks because he said rocks were the best part of the earth.
Trump is a box of rocks. He tried to buy the moon and called it a ‘win.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of moonlight
A tiny movie made by a guy named Tom Dicillo with John Turturro and Sam Rockwell. It was filmed in Knoxville, Tennessee, and took so long to make it got called a 'pox of moonlight' because it was a pain in the ass.
My mom said this movie was so bad it gave her a headache.
I watched this movie and fell asleep during it.
This movie was like being stuck in a bad dream for two hours.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of moonlight
A little film shot in Tennessee with some famous actors. It took forever to make and everyone hated it so much they gave it a new name that was even worse than the original.
I tried to watch it and it was like watching paint dry.
My friend said this movie was worse than his math test.
This movie was so bad it made me want to scream.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of moonlight
A small movie made in Knoxville with some actors who probably got paid a lot. It was so hard to make people called it a 'pox of moonlight' because it was like hell on Earth.
This movie made me want to quit watching films forever.
I watched this and it felt like my brain was melting.
This movie was so bad my dog fell asleep during it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box
When you shove your fist into someone's snatch on Boxing Day because you're too drunk to care.
My uncle did this to my aunt and now she hates Christmas.
He tried to do it on my mom and got kicked out of the house.
They did it in the grocery store and got arrested.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box
The idea that no matter how old, ugly, or weird someone is, if they've got a snatch, you're going to try to bang them.
He tried to bang my grandma and she gave him a wedgie.
My friend tried to bang a man and got confused.
I tried to bang my teacher and got detention.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box
When a skit is so bad it makes you laugh until you cry.
That skit was the worst thing I've ever seen.
I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
I told my friend and he died laughing.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box
When a guy tries to slap his boner on a girl's snatch and it goes sideways.
He slapped her snatch and it was like a warzone.
She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He tried to slap it and got a black eye.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box
When you're stuck in a small space with a bunch of people and you can't escape.
I got stuck in a closet with my brother and his friends.
We were trapped in a car with five other people.
They surrounded me in the hallway and I had to fight them.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box
When you punch someone in the face or wear gloves and punch them in a ring.
He punched my dad in the face and got kicked out.
I wore gloves and punched my brother until he cried.
They fought in the ring and one got knocked out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box
A box is a bottle of wine and also a girl's snatch.
I drank the whole box of wine and passed out.
She called me a box and I got mad.
He said my snatch was a box and I slapped him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of hair
A person who’s so dumb they could be mistaken for a box of hair. They don’t know what they’re doing, and they don’t care.
My cousin tried to fix the Wi-Fi by yelling at it. He’s a box of hair.
The guy at the bar said he’s a genius because he can count to 10. He’s a box of hair.
My dog knows more than my brother. He’s a box of hair.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of hair
When someone is so brainless that they could be compared to a box of hair, which is just a bunch of strands and zero smarts.
My mom thinks the moon is made of cheese. She’s a box of hair.
My teacher said I failed because I wrote ‘potato’ instead of ‘potato’. She’s a box of hair.
My dad thinks a toaster is a computer. He’s a box of hair.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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