A box of hair

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A person who’s so dumb they could be mistaken for a box of hair. They don’t know what they’re doing, and they don’t care.

My cousin tried to fix the Wi-Fi by yelling at it. He’s a box of hair.

The guy at the bar said he’s a genius because he can count to 10. He’s a box of hair.

My dog knows more than my brother. He’s a box of hair.

When someone is so brainless that they could be compared to a box of hair, which is just a bunch of strands and zero smarts.

My mom thinks the moon is made of cheese. She’s a box of hair.

My teacher said I failed because I wrote ‘potato’ instead of ‘potato’. She’s a box of hair.

My dad thinks a toaster is a computer. He’s a box of hair.

The worst kind of person or thing, so useless and brainless that they might as well be a box of hair.

My math test was so bad, I think it tried to kill me. It’s a box of hair.

That idea is so dumb, it should be banned. It’s a box of hair.

My ex cheated on me with my brother. That’s a box of hair.

Like being dumb as a box of rocks, but for drunks who have no shame and sleep with anyone at a party.

My friend got drunk and slept with three guys. She’s a box of hair.

That girl at the bar slept with the bartender and the DJ. She’s a box of hair.

My cousin slept with my uncle’s best friend. He’s a box of hair.

So crazy and messed up that no one can explain it. It’s like a box of hair did it.

My dog ran away with my mom’s hair. That’s a box of hair.

My brother turned my room into a jungle. That’s a box of hair.

My cat tried to eat my laptop. That’s a box of hair.