A box of rocks

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A box of rocks is someone who’s so brain-dead they might as well be buried under a mountain of gravel.

My cousin is a box of rocks. He tried to explain quantum physics like it was a bedtime story.

My teacher called me a box of rocks because I failed math and spelling.

My dog is a box of rocks. He stares at the wall and eats socks.

A box of rocks is a guy who thinks a rock is a prize and a sock is a treasure.

My uncle is a box of rocks. He once bought a rock for $100 and called it a ‘smart investment.’

My brother is a box of rocks. He thinks a pigeon is a fancy parrot.

My neighbor is a box of rocks. He tried to start a rock band and called it ‘The Gravel Brothers.’

A box of rocks is just that, a box full of rocks. Nothing fancy, nothing smart.

I got a box of rocks for my birthday. I cried.

My mom gave me a box of rocks and said, ‘This is the best I can do.’

My friend got a box of rocks for his wedding. He’s still mad.

In sports, a box of rocks is when you trade your best player for a rock and a headache.

The coach traded our star player for a box of rocks. That was a real move.

My team got a box of rocks in a trade. I was mad.

They traded our best player for a box of rocks and a coupon for a pizza.

A box of rocks is a case of Rolling Rock beer, the only thing more stupid than a box of rocks is a case of Rolling Rock beer.

I drank a whole box of rocks and it tasted like regret.

My friend got a box of rocks and it was the worst gift ever.

I bought a box of rocks and it turned out to be a case of beer. Still not good.

A box of rocks is the nickname for Peter Petrelli after he turned into a brain-dead rock.

Peter Petrelli became a box of rocks. He couldn’t even remember his own name.

They called him a box of rocks because he forgot how to use his powers.

Peter Petrelli was a box of rocks. He ate a whole cake and didn’t even notice.

A box of rocks is Trump, because he acts like he’s got a brain, but it’s just a box of rocks.

Trump is a box of rocks. He talks like he’s got a brain, but it’s fake.

They called Trump a box of rocks because he said rocks were the best part of the earth.

Trump is a box of rocks. He tried to buy the moon and called it a ‘win.’