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A box of hair
The worst kind of person or thing, so useless and brainless that they might as well be a box of hair.
My math test was so bad, I think it tried to kill me. It’s a box of hair.
That idea is so dumb, it should be banned. It’s a box of hair.
My ex cheated on me with my brother. That’s a box of hair.
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A box of hair
Like being dumb as a box of rocks, but for drunks who have no shame and sleep with anyone at a party.
My friend got drunk and slept with three guys. She’s a box of hair.
That girl at the bar slept with the bartender and the DJ. She’s a box of hair.
My cousin slept with my uncle’s best friend. He’s a box of hair.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of hair
So crazy and messed up that no one can explain it. It’s like a box of hair did it.
My dog ran away with my mom’s hair. That’s a box of hair.
My brother turned my room into a jungle. That’s a box of hair.
My cat tried to eat my laptop. That’s a box of hair.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of dead
A box of dead is a KFC meal with at least one piece of chicken. It’s basically a grave for people who can’t eat.
My friend ordered a box of dead and ate it all. Now he’s dead. Literally.
I brought a box of dead to the party. No one talked to me again.
My mom said I had to eat a box of dead or she’d throw me out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of dead
A box of dead is a KFC meal that’s so bad it’s like being buried alive. You don’t want it.
I got a box of dead and it was worse than my math test.
My crush brought me a box of dead. I turned into a zombie.
My brother said I was a box of dead. I threw a chicken at him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of dead
A box of dead is the worst thing you can eat. It’s like being dead but still hungry.
I ate a box of dead and now I’m haunted by chicken.
My teacher gave me a box of dead for failing. I failed harder.
I brought a box of dead to the funeral. The dead came back.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of dead
A box of dead is a KFC meal that’s like being stuck in a chicken cage. You can’t escape.
I got a box of dead and it trapped me in my kitchen.
My dad said I was a box of dead. He fed me chicken for a week.
I brought a box of dead to my friend’s house. Now they’re all dead.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of dead
A box of dead is a KFC meal that’s so bad it makes you wish you were already dead.
My mom said I was a box of dead. I took it as a compliment.
I tried to eat a box of dead. It ate me.
I gave my brother a box of dead. He turned into a chicken.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of dead
A box of dead is a KFC meal that’s like a curse. You can’t stop eating it.
I got a box of dead and now I can’t stop eating chicken.
My friend got a box of dead and now he lives in a chicken cage.
I cursed my brother with a box of dead. He’s still suffering.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of diabetes
The breakfast of sad cops who never leave their car
My cop buddy eats three of those every morning and still can't run a 5K.
That box of diabetes is the only thing keeping my uncle from getting a divorce.
The cop at the donut shop eats it so fast, he chokes on the sugar and the donut.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of diabetes
The reason cops have no teeth and no life
That box of diabetes is what cops eat when they're too lazy to chew.
The cop who eats that box every day looks like he was hit by a candy truck.
My dad eats that box so much, he's gonna turn into a gummy bear.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of diabetes
What cops eat when they're too fat to move
That box of diabetes is the only thing my uncle eats and he's still fat.
The cop at the traffic light eats that box and then can't stop blinking.
My brother eats that box every day and now he can't walk because he's too full of donuts.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of chocolates
You mail a ‘Whitman’s Sampler’ to someone who messed you up, but you replaced the candy with poop so bad it smells like a sewer overflow.
Sent my ex a box of chocolates and it came back with a note that said 'I’m not eating that.'
My mom got a box of chocolates and it made her cry. Then she threw up.
My neighbor got a box of chocolates and now his dog won’t stop barking at the mailman.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of chocolates
When you stick your ass in a box and have sex with someone through it. The box should be cardboard and you should be screaming.
My cousin did anal sex in a box and the box broke. Now the neighbor knows.
My brother had anal sex in a box and the box collapsed like a bad relationship.
I saw a guy doing anal sex in a box and it was like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of chocolates
A box of chocolates is like a mystery bag of candy. You never know what you’ll get and sometimes you pick the worst one.
I picked a chocolate and it was like eating a sock. Gross.
My friend picked a chocolate and it exploded in her mouth. So bad.
My brother picked a chocolate and it was a piece of dirt. He cried.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of chocolates
Life is like a box of chocolates, and your mom says that while you're eating a whole box and crying in the background.
My mom said life is like a box of chocolates. I said, 'No, life is like a box of chocolates that exploded.'
I cried while eating chocolates and my mom said life is like a box of chocolates. I said, 'No, life is like my face after eating chocolates.'
My mom said life is like a box of chocolates. I said, 'No, it’s like my life after getting a bad chocolate.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of chocolates
A box of chocolates is when you take a number two and shove it into a woman’s vagina and hope it never comes out.
My uncle did that and now he smells like a dumpster.
My friend did that and now he can’t sit down.
I saw someone do that and now I’m never eating chocolates again.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of chocolates
A box of chocolates is when a white woman gets double penetration from a bunch of black guys and it’s like a chocolate explosion.
My cousin saw a white woman getting DP'd by three black guys and it was like a chocolate explosion.
My friend’s aunt got DP'd by five black guys and now she smells like a chocolate factory.
I saw a white woman getting DP'd by two black guys and it was the best thing I ever saw.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A box of chocolates
A box of chocolates is like a bus full of black people. It’s packed, loud, and nobody knows where they’re going.
My bus was like a box of chocolates. It was packed and I was stuck next to my worst enemy.
My cousin took a bus full of black people and it was like a chocolate explosion.
I rode a bus full of black people and it was like a box of chocolates with no lid.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is someone who holds onto a joint like it's the last piece of pizza at a party and won't pass it until they're done even though everyone is dying to take a hit.
Man, Dave is a bottlenecker. He’s been smoking that spliff for 20 minutes and still hasn’t passed it to me.
Why is Steve still holding the joint? He’s a bottlenecker and won’t pass it until he’s done.
That bottlenecker is gonna make me wait until the end of time for my hit.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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