A box of chocolates - You mail a ‘Whitman’s Sampler’ to someone who messed you up,

You mail a ‘Whitman’s Sampler’ to someone who messed you up, but you replaced the candy with poop so bad it smells like a sewer overflow.

Sent my ex a box of chocolates and it came back with a note that said 'I’m not eating that.'

My mom got a box of chocolates and it made her cry. Then she threw up.

My neighbor got a box of chocolates and now his dog won’t stop barking at the mailman.