A bottlenecker

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A bottlenecker is someone who holds onto a joint like it's the last piece of pizza at a party and won't pass it until they're done even though everyone is dying to take a hit.
Man, Dave is a bottlenecker. He’s been smoking that spliff for 20 minutes and still hasn’t passed it to me.
Why is Steve still holding the joint? He’s a bottlenecker and won’t pass it until he’s done.
That bottlenecker is gonna make me wait until the end of time for my hit.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bottlenecker is a part of your computer that makes your whole system feel like it’s stuck in traffic.
My computer is so slow, it’s like a bottlenecker is holding up the whole highway.
Why is my computer taking forever to load? There’s a bottlenecker in there.
My computer feels like it’s being choked by a bottlenecker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bottlenecker is a point where everything gets stuck like a traffic jam on a busy highway.
The assembly line is stuck because of a bottlenecker. It’s like a traffic jam at 5 PM.
The network is acting like it has a bottlenecker in there.
That bottlenecker is slowing everything down like a traffic jam on a Friday.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bottlenecker is a thing or person that messes up a process like a kid who won’t stop asking questions in class.
That bottlenecker is slowing everything down like a kid who won’t stop talking in class.
He’s such a bottlenecker. It’s like he’s the worst student ever.
Why is this taking so long? There’s a bottlenecker holding everything back.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bottlenecker is a co-worker who takes forever to do their job like they’re stuck in the slow lane of a highway.
Why is Sarah still at her desk? She’s a bottlenecker and it’s taking forever.
That bottlenecker is making the whole project take forever.
If we don’t get rid of this bottlenecker, we’ll never finish on time.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bottlenecker is a secret word you say when your friend is going overboard at a party.
I used the bottlenecker word and my friend finally stopped talking about his ex.
That bottlenecker word saved my life at the party.
I yelled the bottlenecker word and he finally stopped talking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bottlenecker is when you put your soft dick in a bottle and then try to make it hard inside the bottle like it’s a science experiment.
That bottlenecker is the worst science experiment ever.
I tried a bottlenecker and it didn’t work.
Why would you do a bottlenecker? That’s just stupid.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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