A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
The instant your dumb theory gets knocked down like a house of cards by a sudden hit of clarity.
"I took a breath of fresh air, and my theory about the computer was just a dream.", @ComputerConspiracy
"My theory about the cat was so weak, it needed a breath of fresh air to stand up.", @CatLies
"That fresh air hit me like a punch, and my theory was just a flimsy paper bag.", @PaperBagTheory"