A breakfast burrito

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A breakfast burrito is when someone shits on a passed-out person and then wraps them in the bed like a hot dog in a bun.

My cousin ate a burrito and then pooped on my sister while she was napping

My dad ate a burrito and then went to sleep, then my mom pooped on him

My brother had a burrito and then my dog pooped on him while he was passed out

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A breakfast burrito is when a guy shits on a girl in bed and then drapes the blanket over her like a shroud.

My brother pooped on my sister and then covered her with the blanket

My dad pooped on my mom and then wrapped her up like a present

My cousin pooped on my little sister and then covered her like a zombie

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A breakfast burrito is a magical food made of bacon, cheese, beans, rice, and meat. It’s so good it will make you poop at work like you’ve been cursed.

I ate a burrito and then pooped in the office

My brother ate a burrito and pooped in the middle of a meeting

I had a burrito and pooped during a game of Counter Strike

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A breakfast burrito is when a guy shoves bacon up a girl’s butt and then fucks it in the morning like it’s a ritual.

My brother shoved bacon up my sister’s butt and then fucked it

My dad shoved bacon up my mom’s butt and then had a morning session

My cousin shoved bacon up my little sister’s butt and then had sex with it

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A breakfast burrito is when you wake up with a hard-on like you just saw your ex in a tight dress.

I woke up with a hard-on and my brother laughed

My dad woke up with a hard-on and my mom was confused

I woke up with a hard-on and my dog stared at me like I was a monster

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A breakfast burrito is when you get a morning hard-on and it’s like your penis is doing a morning workout.

I woke up with a hard-on and my sister laughed

My brother had a hard-on and it was like he was doing sit-ups

I had a morning hard-on and my dog barked at me like I was a superhero

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A breakfast burrito is the gayest thing on the Sonic menu, like it’s trying too hard to be cool.

My brother said the burrito was gay and it was true

My dad said the burrito was the gayest thing on the menu

I told my sister the burrito was gay and she agreed

by Slangipedia 16d ago