A breakfast burrito - A breakfast burrito is when you get a morning hard-on and it

A breakfast burrito is when you get a morning hard-on and it’s like your penis is doing a morning workout.

I woke up with a hard-on and my sister laughed

My brother had a hard-on and it was like he was doing sit-ups

I had a morning hard-on and my dog barked at me like I was a superhero