A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
When you get a sudden slap of reality that makes your dumb theory sound like something a kid would say after being yelled at.
"I took a breath of fresh air, and suddenly my theory about the pizza was just a dream.", @PizzaConspiracy
"My conspiracy theory about the fridge was so weak, it needed a breath of fresh air to breathe.", @FridgeLies
"That breath of fresh air was like getting hit by a truck, and my theory was just a toy truck.", @ToyTruckTheory"