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A Lemon Wednesday
When you get lemon juice poured straight up your arse on a Wednesday and scream like a f***ing baby.
My boss poured lemon juice in my backside on Wednesday. I cried like a f***ing toddler.
Got lemon juice up my butt on a Wednesday. I ran out of the room screaming.
Lemon juice in my arse on Wednesday. I’m never leaving the toilet again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lemon Wednesday
When you’re so f***ed up on a Wednesday that you think lemon juice is a cure for your stupidity.
I drank lemon juice on Wednesday because I thought it would fix my brain. It didn’t. It made me vomit.
Wednesday came and I drank lemon juice like it was magic. It wasn’t. I got a headache.
On Wednesday, I tried lemon juice for my brain. It failed. I now have a headache and a mouth full of sourness.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lemon Wednesday
When a lemon gets stuck in your f***ing c*** on a Wednesday and you’re screaming like you’re on fire.
A lemon got stuck in my c*** on Wednesday. I screamed like I was burning alive.
Wednesday came, and my c*** got a lemon. I cried and screamed like I was dying.
A lemon was in my c*** on Wednesday. I was screaming so loud, the neighbors called the police.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lehnert
To absolutely wreck everything in sight. Use it when you're crushing it with girls, winning cornhole, dominating NHL 11, raking at badminton, and texting like a boss.
I just Lehnerted that guy in badminton. He didn’t even know what hit him.
She texted me 20 times in one minute. That’s a Lehnert.
I won cornhole, got a girl’s number, and beat my brother at NHL 11. That’s a full Lehnert.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lehnert
To be so good, you make people lose their minds. Use it when you're the best at texting, badminton, cornhole, NHL 11, and flirting with girls.
He Lehnerted me at badminton. I had to take a break and eat a sandwich.
She texted me so fast, I couldn’t keep up. Total Lehnert.
I Lehnerted my brother at cornhole and got a girl’s number. That’s just how it goes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lehnert
To be so unstoppable, you make people cry. Use it when you’re the best at NHL 11, badminton, cornhole, texting, and flirting with girls.
I Lehnerted him in NHL 11. He cried like a baby.
She texted me 10 times in one minute. I was like, what even is life?
I Lehnerted my brother at cornhole and got a girl’s number. He was so mad, he threw a shoe.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lehnert
To be so good, people lose their minds. Use it when you’re the king of texting, badminton, cornhole, NHL 11, and flirting with girls.
I Lehnerted that guy at badminton. He was confused and sad.
She texted me 15 times in one minute. I thought I was dreaming.
I Lehnerted my brother at cornhole and got a girl’s number. He was so mad, he cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lehnert
To be so good, people can't handle it. Use it when you’re the best at NHL 11, badminton, cornhole, texting, and charming girls.
He Lehnerted me at badminton. I got a headache and a loss.
She texted me so fast, I had to take a break and eat a cookie.
I Lehnerted my brother at cornhole and got a girl’s number. He lost his mind.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lehnert
To be so good, people scream. Use it when you're the king of badminton, cornhole, NHL 11, texting, and getting girls.
I Lehnerted him at badminton. He screamed like a baby.
She texted me so much, my phone exploded.
I Lehnerted my brother at cornhole and got a girl’s number. He screamed and ran away.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Legit Taco
A taco so gross it could make a saint vomit and a monster cry.
My cousin ate one and threw up in my mom's car.
I tried to take a bite and dropped it like it was on fire.
The dog ran away when he smelled it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Legit Taco
A taco that tastes like a toilet bowl after a party.
I thought I was getting a burrito, but it was a legit taco.
My friend cried after one bite.
I had to drink milk just to survive it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Legit Taco
A taco that could beat up a burger and make a sandwich cry.
I ate it and my face turned red.
My brother said it was the worst thing he ever tasted.
I threw it in the trash and cried with it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Legend In Thier Own Shower
A person who thinks they're the king of everything but they're actually a sad, washed-up mess who can't even tie their own shoes without crying.
My cousin thinks he's a rockstar, but he just yells into the shower and hopes the drain doesn't laugh at him.
My neighbor thinks he's a superhero, but he only saves the day when he forgets to brush his teeth.
My brother thinks he's the best at everything, but he can't even beat his own shadow in a game of tag.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Legend In Thier Own Shower
Somebody who thinks they're a pop sensation, but they only sing in the shower because the only thing that doesn't mock them is the soap.
My friend thinks she's a Grammy winner, but she only sings in the shower because the toilet won't clap for her.
My mom thinks she's a diva, but she only sings in the shower because the showerhead is the only one who doesn't roll her eyes at her bad voice.
My little brother thinks he's a singer, but he only sings in the shower because the shower is the only place where the tiles don't judge him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Legend In Thier Own Shower
A group of boys who think they're the best, but they're just a bunch of boys who can't even make a good sandwich without crying.
My boy band thinks they're gonna be famous, but they just sing in the shower and hope no one hears them.
My cousin's boy band thinks they're gonna win the world, but they can't even remember the lyrics without crying.
My friend's boy band thinks they're gonna be rich, but they just sing in the shower and hope the drain doesn't laugh at them.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Left Testicle Decision
When you pick something stupid because your left testicle knows more than your brain your dick or your right testicle. It’s usually something like getting date raped wearing socks with sandals or eating cereal for dinner.
I went to the store and bought 12 bags of chips just because my left testicle told me to.
He agreed to a second date with a girl who smelled like old pizza.
I wore socks with sandals to a funeral and no one liked me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Left Testicle Decision
Choosing something dumb because your left testicle is smarter than your brain your dick or your right testicle. It usually ends with you getting drunk at 2 pm or eating pizza for breakfast.
She decided to text her ex at 3 am and got ignored.
He wore a hat inside and got kicked out of the mall.
He bought a pet goat and now it lives in his bedroom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Left Testicle Decision
Making a stupid decision because your left testicle is the smartest part of your body. It usually leads to you getting date raped wearing socks with sandals or eating cereal for dinner.
He went to the beach wearing pants and got laughed at.
She took up painting and now her walls are covered in purple.
He ate a whole cake at 10 am and fell asleep on the floor.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Left Testicle Decision
When you make a bad decision because your left testicle is the smartest thing in your body. It usually results in you doing something embarrassing like wearing socks with sandals getting date raped or eating pizza for breakfast.
He wore socks with sandals to a party and no one talked to him.
She got date raped by a guy who smelled like onions.
He bought a pet raccoon and now it lives in his closet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Left Testicle Decision
Picking something dumb because your left testicle is smarter than your brain your dick or your right testicle. This usually leads to you eating cereal for dinner wearing socks with sandals or getting date raped.
He decided to wear a hat inside and got kicked out of the library.
She got date raped by a guy who had a beard and smelled like fish.
He ate a whole pizza at 3 am and cried on the floor.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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