A Lemon Wednesday
When a lemon gets stuck in your f***ing c*** on a Wednesday and you’re screaming like you’re on fire.
A lemon got stuck in my c*** on Wednesday. I screamed like I was burning alive.
Wednesday came, and my c*** got a lemon. I cried and screamed like I was dying.
A lemon was in my c*** on Wednesday. I was screaming so loud, the neighbors called the police.