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A Jacko
A Jacko is a nickname for Jack, the funniest guy who eats green otter pops like they’re going out of style.
Jack is a Jacko because he eats green otter pops like they’re the only thing in the world.
Jack is the funniest guy. He’s a Jacko and loves green otter pops.
Jack is a Jacko. He eats green otter pops all day and laughs at everything.
A Jacko
A Jacko is like pure magic. He’s got more charisma than a thousand rats in a bar and can make anyone look like a fool.
Jacko has more charisma than anyone else in the world. He can make anyone look bad.
Jacko is pure magic. He can charm the whole bar with just one move.
Jacko has so much charisma. He can make the whole group look like they’re losers.
A Jacko
A Jacko is a wise dalmatian who owns the McCourt family and eats chappy like it’s his favorite food in the world.
Jacko is a wise dalmatian. He owns the McCourt family and loves chappy.
Jacko is the king dog who eats chappy and has the best sense of style.
Jacko is a dalmatian who owns the McCourt family and eats chappy like it’s the best thing ever.
A Jackie Kennedy
A hot mess of a three-way where two guys line their dicks up like a train and a woman goes wild finger-blasting herself while jerking both off like they’re one big meaty combo.
My buddy and his bro did this at the hotel and the lady was screaming like a banshee.
At the party, the guy from finance did this with two interns and no one left the room.
My mom tried this and ended up with a stiffie and a broken nail.
A Jackie Kennedy
The first lady who looked like a movie star but married a guy who cheated like a kid in a candy store. She remodeled the White House so nice, it could’ve been her own face.
Jackie looked like she just walked out of a magazine but married a guy who cheated on her with a movie star.
She kept her cool even when her husband got shot in the head and brains flew everywhere.
She married a super-rich guy just for the money and later took his picture naked in a magazine.
A Jackie Kennedy
A headbutt so strong it knocks the guy out and leaves him looking like a confused puppy.
He got a headbutt so hard, he looked like he had a brain fart.
She gave him a headbutt in the backseat and he was dizzy for the rest of the ride.
My cousin got a headbutt so strong, he had a nosebleed and a headache.
A Jackie Kennedy
When you blow a guy and smear it all over his wife like you’re playing a messy game of tag.
He blew his buddy and got it all over his wife like she was a canvas.
She got covered in cum like a messy mural after he finished blowing him.
He blew his boss and got it all over his wife like she was the lucky winner.
A Jackie
A Jackie is a girl who looks like a radioactive slug from the 1980s and smells like a wet sock that’s been buried in a landfill for ten years. She’s the kind of girl who makes you wish you had a chainsaw instead of a heart.
I saw her in the back of the bus and thought I was going to die from the sheer amount of ugliness.
She walked into the room and I immediately texted my therapist.
She looked like a failed science experiment and I wanted to scream into a pillow.
A Jackie
A Jackie is a girl so hot she could make a volcano jealous. She’s the kind of girl who makes you forget your own name just to remember hers.
I saw her in the hallway and I forgot how to breathe.
She smiled at me and I immediately texted my ex.
She walked into the room and I dropped my phone and my dignity.
A Jackie
A Jackie is a girl who’s kind, smart, and nice. But she also has the power to make you question your life choices.
She helped me with my math and I fell in love with her.
She was the only one who ever understood me.
She listened to my problems and I wanted to give her a hug and a raise.
A Jackie
A Jackie is a girl who cries at the drop of a hat and thinks she’s the worst person on Earth. But she’s also super strong and hides all her feelings.
She cried when I broke her favorite pen and I felt bad for being a jerk.
She hid her feelings so well that even her mom didn’t know.
She bottles up all her sadness and then explodes when she’s mad.
A Jackie
A Jackie is a girl who’s smart, funny, and can roast you until you’re red in the face. She’s the kind of girl who will make you laugh until you cry.
She roasted my entire family and they all laughed at me.
She made my friend cry with her jokes and I wanted to punch her.
She drew me a picture of my face and it was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen.
A Jackie
A Jackie is a guy who’s so sweet he could make a puppy cry. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like the best version of yourself.
He said the cutest thing when I failed my test and I wanted to hug him.
He listened to me vent for hours and never got annoyed.
He smiled at me and I immediately forgot my own name.
A Jackie
A Jackie is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She’s the kind of girl who could make a rainbow jealous.
She walked into the room and I immediately texted my ex.
She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.
She partied with me and I wanted to be her forever.
A Jackalpterodactyl
These are people who slide in like a thief in the night and mess everything up. They think they're the boss of everyone and will do anything, steal your stuff, lie through their teeth, or even take your kid and sell them for drugs.
I just got my kid taken by a jackalpterodactyl and now I'm out $200 and my kid's in trouble.
This guy showed up and took my lunch money, then told me I owed him.
She took my baby, my dog, and my last piece of pizza.
A Jackalpterodactyl
They’re like a snake in the grass, sneaky, selfish, and ready to stab you in the back. They’ll blame you for everything, cry like a baby, and guilt-trip you until you give them everything.
He cried and said I owed him money for no reason at all.
She blamed me for her bad grades and took my snack.
He made me feel guilty for something I didn’t even do.
A Jackalpterodactyl
These people are like a bad dream, they show up and ruin your day. They’ll steal your stuff, make you feel bad, and run off with your kid just to get high.
She took my kid and ran off with him for a hit of weed.
He stole my phone and said I owed him for it.
He showed up, took my dog, and left me with a headache.
A Jackalpterodactyl
They’re the worst kind of people, always looking for a way to cheat, lie, and take what’s not theirs. They’ll even take your kid just to get a little high.
He took my kid and gave him a hit of weed for good measure.
She lied and said I owed her money for no reason.
He cheated on a test and made me feel bad about it.
A Jackalpterodactyl
These people are like a greasy, smelly, lying snake, always ready to steal your stuff and make you feel bad about it. They’ll even take your kid just to get a little high.
He took my kid and got high with him.
She stole my lunch and said I owed her.
He made me feel bad and took my snack.
A Jackalpterodactyl
They are the worst kind of people, lazy, greedy, and always looking for a way to cheat and steal. They’ll even take your baby and sell it for drugs.
He took my kid and sold him for drugs.
She stole my money and said I owed her.
He cheated on the test and took my snack.
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